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Jonathon Wright 12h
I hate this “I’m in the hotel but I leave tomorrow” shit on Grindr. Bitch, you’ve been here for 2 whole weeks. If you wanted a piece of this fine ass you would’ve had it already
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That Poor Teacher Jun 15
Today was the last day of school and my last day as a teacher!
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fuckinlikemydaddy Jun 12
Shit be hilarious when a whole ho ... a known ho... wants you to commit to they ho ass !
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Boris The Taurus Jun 15
Don’t be 30 min late 4 ur appt, which you didn’t call to say you’re running late. Stroll in all slow like and expect me to bend over backwards 4 U. Oh and save the attitude. End rant.
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Negasonicwarhead🇵🇷 Jun 17
Okay for those of you getting salty with me for posting memes and funny articles and not strictly political stuff . Made MY acct when Twitter was invented not just for politics. So those who felt a need to slip into my DMs 1/2
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Gustavo Flores Jun 16
Rumors of James, Leonard, and George going to Los Angeles makes me excited. What would make this the best off season is getting rid of Lonzo Ball and his father.
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Stephanie Jun 17
New job, new hair, new me.
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Muriel 🦋 ❤️ #Arrow fandom’s worst 12h
In a world where metahumans, Lazarus Pits, Shark boys and magic exist of course a female hacker with 2 masters from MIT and a genius IQ who spent almost her entire life building computers and learning everything about them is their limit...😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Effie 5h
Yall gmt telling people they can’t listen to X now that he passed away. Mad people didn’t start listening to Tupac & Biggie until after they died. 🙄
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Lloyd Sceats-Page Jun 16
Time hop - a reminder of all the errors you made in your past... 10 years ago today I went to Egypt on a work trip... my then partner text me by accident telling me I’d gone away and what time would I be round - the rest is not appropriate for Twitter 😂👋🏻
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Jose Urtiz Jun 14
Someone gave me a dirty look for blasting Elton John on my car and singing along to it. As he was blasting his ghetto music. It’s not my fault that you are an uncultured person.
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Jacob_A_Josties Jun 17
At 24 I still have trouble understanding this about guys you are talking too, if you can like/watch/open stuff on social media......why the fuck can’t you reply? And if you aren’t interested, say so.
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Natalie Bell Jun 15
I do what I want cus I pay my own bills. You can get up out my face now. 👋🏽
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Lexie Jun 15
I don't know why people try and start beef with me on here. I love the "block" button on Twitter and I'll tap it in the blink of an eye 😉
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Carissa Jones💕 Jun 17
I was thinking of deleting Tinder but I wanted to give it one last chance so I opened a message and this decided for me
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Ains Jun 14
The fact that men these days think its ok to call women , and i quote “snacks” makes me lose all hope in men these days . Can we just go back to the days where chivalry wasnt dead, like i just want a good guy🙃
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Kate Summers Jun 11
I try to keep my corner of the internet pretty light, but... I'm just shaking my head at the person who thought it was acceptable to invite me to an outcall to the Trump hotel. You couldn't pay me to set foot on a Trump property.
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Steven Kennedy Jun 13
When you can no longer cope with the utter shite chat about love island on your timeline...
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Taylor Funko! Jun 17
My sister was like "I need to borrow yo car real quick" lmao
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CHARLOTTE CROSBY ✨ Jun 13
Some people are so rude. They don’t take into consideration that people have stuff going on behind what they show and just except them to carry on as normal. Girl ya rude
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