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Debbie Bates Apr 24
Never been knocked off my bike before...until today! Tick that box thanx to a dickhead student on his bike not looking where he was going cycling on the wrong bloody side of the road & crashing head on with me
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SexVixxen Apr 23
I think I slapped my cunt so hard the other day mid orgasm that I bruised it 😂😂😂😂😂
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Bamboo_Bandit Apr 17
Evil car door bit me! Don't think I'll be getting any drawing done for a few days 😢
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RazorKiss 🦇 Apr 20
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Stacy Battles 13h
I’m seeing some shoulder definition.
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Alison Apr 19
Had pain in my foot all day at work and look what’s appeared 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Katy Hodges Apr 21
So the high rugby ball catching didn’t go quite as well last night
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Hayley Chawner 8h
Got head-butted yesterday and thought I’d wake up with a black eye but luckily nothing to see 😬
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Mike Apr 18
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Jennifer Rigby Apr 19
Was so elated yesterday, 4 years after breaking my back, surfing in Australia, good things come to those who wait and all that.. today. .. EVERYTHING ACHES!
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Allison Malone Apr 22
In my less than 2 years of living in NY I have fallen down the stairs 3 times. THREE!!!! Each time in different shoes and situations. Is it me? Am I that clumsy?
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AnnemarieLewisThomas Apr 21
There’s a time in most parent’s journey when their child hits/slaps them in order to play/test stuff. It always hurts & (if ur me) laugh uncontrollably with shock, resulting in child believing that they’ve found a great new funny game 🤕🚑
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sarah Apr 18
If my dog loses her ball under my bed, one more time it’s effing staying there!!
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MickyLong Apr 20
I did win yesterday I promise!! 1stclasswrestling
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Patrick Mclean Apr 17
Why did no one warn me that physio is a form of torture!
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Blood Research & Hematologic Diseases Apr 19
and to them... bruised heel happens an crushes in the and of the ... Inviting for of Blood & Hematologic editor.jbrhd@scitechnol.org
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EyelinerandBourbon Apr 18
Here’s a picture of a cactus from Home Depot.... covering the photo my bruised face. Some of you crazy kids wanted to see it.
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Bethany💗 Apr 16
Nothin like your toothbrush in a head on collision with ur top gum
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ᖇOᗷ KIᖇTᒪEY Apr 17
wrapped on 'Moving In, Coming Out' yesterday. Thanks to a lovely cast & crew 🎬📽️
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Jazz 🍕COMMISSIONS OPEN🍕 Apr 18
Gory stuff coming up ~COMMISSION TIME~ oathofoaks on tumblr, commissioned me to beat up her oc, and this is one of the things that I most like to draw in the world!! so yeah, more of that please! (Gory stuff like this is included in my NSFW chart)
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