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fermi Nov 14
thank you, lord!!! šŸ’™
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J Ƙ Ē Y Aug 30
I have feelings too u know, I get hurt too JB
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Dont Call Me Sweetie Nov 14
how about seats that slide forward before reclining so jerks can use up their own leg room. šŸ˜”šŸ˜¤
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Chelsea Breanne 23h
Walked right into a bench gate latch last night at the rink šŸ˜£
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Kitty Trice May 13
Note to myself: never try and emulate Cue Card's Gold Cup fall on a night out... šŸ™ˆ
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Nick Reeve Sep 29
So been discharged from hospital after massive crash at . Some bruising on the leg and on my side :/ Hoping to be out tomorrow tho šŸ‘€ think a different car is needed.... Massive thank you to all the marshals and medical team šŸ™ŒšŸ» even got to ride
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Katie Mac Dec 16
I fall all the time anyway and this ice all over the streets isn't bloody helping
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Richard Cox Nov 14
Replying to @QUEENDANAx
I should have paid you more, queen. My balls are soooo sore. Did you get the extra I sent you this morning? .
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Mike Wilson 22 Oct 17
The flight from Indy to Tampa tonight for ACSESS annual meeting may be the roughest flight of my life. .
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Ned Sheeran Mar 13
Nothing like sight-reading Jim McNeely, Maria Schneider, and the really tough Thad Jones charts to ease me back into big band playing!
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Emmad Hameed Jan 18
First net in five years leaves a five inch long and wide scar on the inner thigh! šŸ˜¢
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Emily Rose Mar 12
shout out to for dealing with my severe case of the mondays this morning and telling me I'm doing great when really I walked into everything and couldn't form sentences
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Carly Rowena Feb 6
Falling down the stairs the night before a photoshoot is not the one.. šŸ˜•
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Jessica Meuse Sep 11
Doorways are made large enough for you to walk through without hitting the sides, yet I manage to slam my damn hip bone into the edge every single time. šŸ˜‘
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Josh The Weirdo May 10
One of the problems with working on a farm is getting stepped on by livestock. Ouch!
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Jack's Mannequin Jun 20
I had to give it away, had to give you away.
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Robyn 5h
and but not . I will take private lessons to ride a when Iā€™m whole again.
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Anecdotal Birthcontrol Aug 1
There is some unwritten toddler rule that they must elbow you in the spleen at least once a day. I hate this rule.
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Abbi Bond Sep 3
Pretty excited for my brother's wedding Friday ... Although don't think the multiple bruises on my legs were part of the image I visualised šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦šŸ‘—
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Kelsey Rizzo Aug 10
Nothing like misjudging a line drive & taking it in the shin. šŸ™ƒ
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