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Giles MacDonogh 6h
has missed a trick: he's left his fireman costume at home:
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💖 Millie Fiore 🌺🕷️ 13h
challenges European fashion houses with his signature look "" the traditional knotted hanky, sandal and sock has been discarded for the racier red, white, blue and neon puce green: proudly screaming "Yes ! I am wearing pants on my head: I'm British !!"
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Giles MacDonogh 11h
Maybe a Whitehall farce with hiding in the dressing-up cupboard trying to find a pair of trousers to fit him, while the jealous husband storms around outside?
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Giles MacDonogh 5h
He'll come with a draft treaty. He will promise us as much chlorinated chicken, hormonal beef and ractopaminated GM-pork as we can eat, and will try to muzzle him before he says 'And we have already bought your '.
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Giles MacDonogh 9h
Someone needs to tell that Jayne Mansfield is dead. 'Will Johnson's second Mansfield visit keep the Chad happy??' I assume the BBC wanted to say 'lad'?
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Giles MacDonogh 9h
is knocking up women in Mansfield.
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
intends to produce as his 'deus ex machina' just before the election. He will arrive bearing gifts in the form of a trade treaty, and there will be promises of lashings of chlorinated chicken, hormonal beef and ractopaminated pork. The will not be mentioned.
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Giles MacDonogh 13h
raids the dressing-up cupboard: clockwise Plasticine moulder, Mr Tetley, man from Del Monte and porkie pie grader.
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
Next up: MacKemal to appear in Scotland wearing a kilt, tam o'shanter and Bobdingnagian sporran: 'Polling expert Sir John Curtice says he "would be surprised" if the Conservatives do not lose some of their 13 seats in Scotland.'
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 14
Oo er! That's decided me now: that nice Mr ! He's just the type I like! he goes into primary schools and mimes the Wheels on't Bus. He has to be our next prime minister.
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
We've already seen as the Man from Del Monte! What about something new like the Body Builder?
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Giles MacDonogh 13h
Replying to @ragnasun8
That's ! Chief Onanist to King .
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
Official 'election artist' has already released two portraits of - one an abstract, the other a more familiar representation of a panda.
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
Replying to @byantium
Fancies another meal with the Queen or does see him as the deus ex machina who will secure him victory?
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Max Nov 11
We should call them Borage! #
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
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💖 Millie Fiore 🌺🕷️ Nov 15
might you kindly provide with a video on how to make a cup of tea ?
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
Replying to @fifisyms
the Slob.
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
Replying to @don_hale
's 'progresses' are evidently meant to be vote-winners?
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Giles MacDonogh Nov 15
the Hulk stalks the corridors of truth.
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