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Jim Briggs 27 Aug 14
Replying to @Barnacules
: - Why did the car cross the road? Because the light turned green!
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hawer 24 Jan 19
Replying to @Barnacules @Grovetwig
This probably old but i saw it on reddit thought it was fun. Today my son asked “can i have a book mark?” And i burst into tears.he is 18 and still don’t know my name. tell me if approve it plz
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Justin Steibly 2 Nov 14
- How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
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scruball 24 Jan 19
Replying to @Barnacules @Grovetwig
1) Some city folk decided to retire to the country and start a farm, so they bought a cow for milk. The Cow gave 3 litres of milk on the 1st day, then 5 on the 2nd, and 6 on the 3rd, but only 1 on the 4th and then nothing after that. So they called the veterinary...
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scruball 24 Jan 19
Replying to @Barnacules @Grovetwig
1) WW2, a British supply ship in the Atlantic. The Captain says to the Boatswain: A German sub is approacing us, about to fire a torpedo on us, go bellow deck and prepare the people for the inevitable. Botswain goes bellow deck and addresses the men...
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Barnacules Nerdgasm 🤓🥸😎 2 Jan 15
- What do software developers & Olympic athletes have in common? Absolutely not a god damn thing!
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Barnacules Nerdgasm 🤓🥸😎 3 Jan 15
- How does a nerd setup a stream? In front of a urinal!
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Barnacules Nerdgasm 🤓🥸😎 2 Jan 15
- How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 0x1
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Alex Lavelle 7 Oct 14
": - Three GPU's walked into ". " Fixed that for ya
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Barnacules Nerdgasm 🤓🥸😎 20 Jan 16
Haters gonna hate and baiters gonna bait, because they like to fish.
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ODizzle should be at DHATL #BLM 1 Oct 14
": - What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 with a tight pocket? An LG Flex :P "
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ODizzle should be at DHATL #BLM 30 Sep 14
": - The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX. " yess
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Lisa Paternella 14 Aug 14
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, what was it doing out of the fryer? /via
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Barnacules Nerdgasm 🤓🥸😎 24 Jan 19
I approve of this joke 😎🤣 Thanks for telling it ! If you have a joke tell it down below in the comments to this and tag it with . I'll start telling the good ones on live stream daily 😎
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