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Stephen Fry Mar 19
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Sarah Saboteur ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE #RevokeArticle50 Mar 19
are you coming to the march on Saturday?
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Paul Bronks Mar 19
Why are all the animals on Peppa Pig the same size. Even the fucking elephants, Rita.
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Danny Shell โ“‹ #GTTO๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช#WeAreCorbyn๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ#BDS Mar 19
What do you think Keir Hardie would have made of Tony Blair?
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Daniel Giblin Mar 19
If you were a Firefighter and member of the FBU and you got offered a appalling pay rise to do every crap job nobody else wants to do and told to reject it , would you then vote to beg the bosses for more work still. Asking for a friend
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iGee Mar 19
Why doesn't everyone just buy the blue fire extinguishers? ๐Ÿค”
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Nosferatu Mar 19
why is there blood in my semen ?
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Nick Harvey Mar 19
Hi Rita. Baskerville, my two year old, is a big fan. She asks: โ€œThe Commons Speaker has always styled himself as a warrior on behalf of the legislature. Should MPs now vote on whether to ignore the 400-year-old convention he cited in making his ruling?โ€
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Yorkshire Wildlife Park ๐Ÿฆ Mar 19
Hi Rita, do you have any advice for Rhinos that have got their horns stuck in traffic management equipment? Asking for a friend.
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SinbadBrookie Mar 19
Do you think there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
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Ar Mar 19
I have a moral dilemma. I'm writing a post about receiving unsolicited dick pics and I want to include some photo evidence (blurred, obv). Do I delete out the person's Instagram handle or are they fair game for being a creep?
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Max ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 19
Have you tried those salt and pepper Pringles? They're fucking great. They were on offer in Morrisons but they've gone back up to ยฃ2.25 now and I'm not fucking paying that for crisps I don't care how nice they are. If you wait, they usually come back on offer though.
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Twitter Singapore Mar 19
Thank you for dropping by ! Happy we celebrated your 10th Twitterversary with while you were in ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ! Hope you enjoyed connecting with your fans around the world during your 1st-ever Twitter Q&A!
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Michael McEwan Mar 19
Should I bin one of my long irons for another wedge?
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Simon Pegg Mar 19
How's your Sister, Kia?
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Neil Miles Mar 19
Who invented the skip?
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LeVell Grundy Mar 19
Have you been mis-sold PPI?
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Chris Scullion Mar 19
Hi Rita, do you think my NES Encyclopedia, out on 30 March, would be a useful weapon for any would-be burglars? I feel a downward blow on the crown with one of the corners would be most effective.
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Tony Turner Mar 24
That woman on the Quick Quid advert who makes time stop while she decides whether she can afford the spare part for a boiler. Why doesn't she just use her powers to rob a bank?
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Jane Hoodless Mar 19
John Gielgud believed that of all Shakespeare's characters, Hamlet is probably the one most like Shakespeare himself, since only he could be imagined to have written all the bard's plays. How good an understanding of Hamlet's character does Gielgud's belief reflect?
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