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Old Man Sam 29 Dec 10
Master of disguise is so underrated! The Napoleon Dynamite of it's time!
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Laura Gardner 4 Mar 11
Men- Never under estimate the power of telling a woman not wearing makeup that she's pretty. Seriously.
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Nico 14 Feb 11
is it hard to believe i am single since birth? someone can't e... Lol
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Taylor Baker ♕ 13 Feb 11
RT My parents just asked me if I'm doing anything special for Valentines day......................
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Erik Boland 16 Jan 11
Shannon Sharpe for some reason wearing something similar to what Joe Pesci wore in My Cousin Vinny
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larry 7 Oct 10
i was just asked if i got skinnier. i can't tell if that was mean or if maybe i did.
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Rob Cottingham 3 May 10
My anti-retweeting cartoon for has had 253 retweets. http://bit.ly/aC8QI6
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Katie 13 Mar 14
Just got an app to calculate body fat percentage and it's saying I'm an athelete...
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Chloe 11 Jun 12
Why is there a GOAT in the triangle that i am working out?
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Malory Masajlo 27 Aug 12
I get confused when people retweet something I tweeted that dosent make sense for them to say... ?
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falfans 3 Jun 15
So cold I have on two shirts a sweatshirt and a jacket. Some jackass just walked by in shorts and a tank top.
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John Mcburnie 25 Apr 17
True I have sources that say the Bears rate Kizer and Trubisky higher than Watson 😂😂😂
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Lydia Mango 1 May 13
When my doctor asked if I'm sexually active, it took all my willpower not to burst into laughter on the floor.
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Cici 13 Dec 12
when my friends tell me that i'm a good candidate for colleges, i feel like they're making fun of me.
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Sydney Nelson 10 May 12
When your little sister tells your little brother "no ma'am" because you just said that to her......
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Rachel (Gray) Joshi Mar 21
When you’re on a walk around the neighborhood wearing a Virginia sweatshirt and a person wearing a KU sweatshirt walks by and says “Go Hoos” 😐🤷🏼‍♀️😂☹️
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PURGE TRAITORS WITHIN -MELT The Hammer Jan 26
? First arm, WACK! ... Again My Good Sir!! How Dare YOU! R U MOCKING ME! Second Arm, WACK! / yes madcow, and we will mock uzzciz=_=lbtgsrqwerty forever
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Junior Dev 🌈 Nov 17
The folk today jumped up into groups to hash out definitions of different terminology around Testing. 🌞
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Adam Carlson 25 Mar 17
17!? Yall seriously need to visit the original AO... ? ?
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Jolie Rose Powell 24 Dec 16
How do you not watch My Cousin Vinny whenever it's on tv?
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