"I'd given almost seven years of my life, my expertise to them." #AndThenIWasFired pic.twitter.com/x0pk8VmgRW

1997 [arriving at work] My boss: Tim, is that whiskey on your breath? Me: What? No. MB: I smell whiskey on you Me: It's vodka, you uncultured swine #AndThenIWasFired

disclosed my mental health status to employer, #AndThenIWasFired for conveniently unrelated reasons literally the next day (24 hours after being told i was invaluable to the company) shout out to danceon, you guys can eat my shorts

I wrote X-Force when it was a top 10 book, selling about 350k copies monthly #AndThenIWasFired

In December if 2017 I told my boss how much money I made off Bitcoin and how it was an excellent time to invest #andtheniwasfired

I wrote Batgirl #AndThenIWasFired

I told my employer a coworker abused me #AndThenIWasFired

In 2011 I attended an EU climate conference in Lisbon. #AndThenIWasFired the day after I returned from the conference. Telling the truth about climate is unacceptable in high tech industries.

I was in high school. Working at Chuck E Cheese wearing the Chuck E Cheese mascot outfit. Had a drunk soccer mom start grinding against me during their kids birthday party, doing some crazy dirty stuff with the tail I couldn't even see because of the costume. #AndThenIWasFired

Highest ratings in the history of the show... #AndThenIWasFired

Worked as an office security guard back in college. The guy working the next shift never showed up. My boss wouldn't take that guy's shift or get someone else. I had an important date with my girlfriend. So I left. #AndThenIWasFired. Name erased from the schedule after that. pic.twitter.com/kT0dGRlFMk

I flirted with the wrong person #AndThenIWasFired #ThePantheon pic.twitter.com/j9aeAlJsPW

#AndThenIWasFired w/@HashTopiX ⚡️ “Why were you fired?” by @HashtagRoundup twitter.com/i/moments/1193…

I wrote Thunderbolts #AndThenIWasFired Twice

At least @BuzzFeed knows to acknowledge @HashtagRoundup #AndThenIWasFired buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/…

I tried to quit my job at Dunder Mifflin after a particularly embarrassing moment at work in which my boss and a co-worker tried to literally lift my body onto a folding table #AndThenIWasFired pic.twitter.com/0BdaP1jDYJ

I started dating my boss #AndThenIWasFired pic.twitter.com/6xkd2zHc5a

I decided to support my colleagues as they fought for unionization. I was a director at Amnesty International. The powers that be refused to give the staff benefits. I was the only director that stood with them #AndThenIWasFired

#AndThenIWasFired No I wasn't ..... pic.twitter.com/44dBQsQrVK

I defended marriage between a man and a woman only #AndThenIWasFired!