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Chris Hughes / Rick Christian 6m
Monday’s... (Yes, I stuck my gum on my laptop to make a phone call, and then forgot it was there.) 🤦🏻‍♂️ @ Westbrook & Reeves Real Estate
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KY 4h
Replying to @dcaponi22
If you don’t get down with Creed then fuck you
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_blazin_brain_ 8h
Yo Jimmy! Why your pituitary gland so slow?
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Brittney Kowalski 7h
“Everyone’s a marketer or a writer.” Aditi Javeri 🙄
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ISeeWhatYoudo 4h
I'm 50 next march I've drank cocktails like a bar mop smoked ciggies sometimes pot even tried crack once & Lots of acid. I've lived 70 lives already in just this one but thanks to filters... (beware filters can only do so much) ? Live cuz in the long play we all die.
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Allyson Clements 21h
Just cried three times watching the first episode of Modern Love on Amazon Prime. Sunday Funday
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Nathan Green 21h
Okay, we need to start firing some of these Niners “Faithful”. More like Niners “Ungrateful”.
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BorrowedLadder 5h
Chow Yun Fat, more like Chew Yum Fat. .
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C-note 16h
They don't care who you hanging out with, they just don't want it to be me 🤔🙄
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JV Oct 20
Bye weeks used to suck before fantasy football. Bye weeks suck because of fantasy football. ?
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Harbinator 7h
Alberta wins either way! Scheer or Separation!
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janele quinlan 8h
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FleurBreathing Dragon🐉 4h
Replying to @AngrierWHStaff
Because who doesn't want to snuggle up with the Baconator. ?
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Sasha Oct 19
You have not because you ask not.
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Mark Rohrich 22h
The milk also tastes normal here.. By region it sure tastes different from diet of cow
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McCowboys Oct 19
More like Jillaroots
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Sam Oct 18
havent been black out drunk since june, soooo that means i’ve earned a blackoutness for my bday 🤔🤔🤔
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Gov. Josiah Bluetooth Oct 15
More like Cuba Bading Jr.
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Erin McCafferty Oct 19
I guess everyone is turning to Twitter now since other types of social media are being sensitive when it comes to "community guidlines"
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Tatiana Farnham Oct 19
My 12 year old just texted me to see if I was home. I am. So isn’t he. Zero attempt to even look for me. My house is not big. Kids.
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