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Kairos ✨🌛 ✨ Aug 4
I am in standing up to bullies on here who attack kind and decent people like rabid wolverines. To those bullies I say beware. If you attack my friends I will hunt you down and prove that I have bigger balls than you.
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Patricia Smith 18 Mar 17
Yep. I was THAT judge.
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Zach Harris 3 Jul 13
I'm never mean for no reason
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Joe Cartwright 24 Nov 10
haha . Am I seeing u at passage tonight herdsman? Hat hat hayy
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Unsorted.co May 20
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keri johnston 17 Nov 13
Two new dresses and shoe boots..... Retail therapy definitely makes you feel better! 👗😊
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Dave 2 Jun 17
, oh god, forgot how much I love watching Tyrion slap Joffrey.
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Dustin Godden⚾ 8 Dec 15
When you have so many things to do but instead you nap.
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Don Beaver: Godfather Of The Inappropriate. Jul 26
. to drill a fart into your pillow.
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Jordan Wade 5 Mar 12
no shirts tomorrow, its justified tuesday...
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Don Beaver: Godfather Of The Inappropriate. Jul 26
. to smartass up your stupid, corporate hashtags.
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london Aug 2
The past niggas failed to give you that hardware with the rock so i went on and bought you three because after me all they gone see is we and that’s us three
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The Protest Chaplain Aug 8
How do “free” conference call services make money?
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Sammy Kent 27 Aug 13
1080 calories in muffins after a hard days work feels oh so justified
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Christie Lee 27 Sep 14
"You're late." "Uh, my car broke down." "...You're holding Starbucks." "You callin' me a liar?"
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Don Beaver: Godfather Of The Inappropriate. Jul 26
. to drown out your pour taste in music with my good taste in music.
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Slater Simek 17 Dec 14
During finals I justified pretty much everything with "eh it's finals." Now it's break and it's "eh I'm on break"
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Jamie Donnelly 16 Oct 12
I closed the elevator door to avoid someone who would lead to inevitable small talk - am I a bad person?
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Trans Global Logistics UK Dec 12
Replying to @v8oholic
Yes Steve ideal a fave Car is
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Iliza Shlesinger Jul 15
I didn’t fall for the telemarketer’s scam, but I did make an offshore friend. I definitely deserve a Peet’s Iced Espresso. Watch all the videos:
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