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Mychal Jun 25
Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
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Zvjezdan Patz Jun 25
Is that an inflatable emergency slide or are you just happy to see me?
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RabbitJ Jun 25
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Eddie Jun 25
Deez nuts are complimentary
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Jacqui 🍷Is it wine o’clock?🍷 Jun 25
β€œHave you ever seen a grown man naked?”
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Mindi Haddock Jun 25
Was that turbulence or did you just rock my world?
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Robyn spelled with a "y" Jun 25
Is that 3oz in your pocket or you happy to see me?
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Gaviscon' Fishin Jun 25
You look like the kind of girl I'd like to 'Carry On' with.....😘
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❦Ꮰ❦ Jun 25
β€œWanna check out my Booty Free?”
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~Cassee~ Jun 25
yes, they can be used as a flotation device.
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ŁȺ᡾ǀĦƗNΗ€ πŸ’€ SꝀ᡾ŁŁ Jun 25
My tower has approved your landing strip...
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KillerSnuggleBunny Jun 25
Can I interest you in my snack sized packet of nuts? 😏
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Matt Johnson Jun 25
(Grabs her by the pussy) "Wanna come to Mar a Lago and see my ball pit?"
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Ω‹ Jun 25
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Bob Marsdale Jun 25
β€œYour package really shouldn’t really be left unattended...”
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GrossMzConduct Jun 25
Wanna see my black box
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🍦 𝕀𝕔𝕖 β„‚π•£π•–π•’π•ž π”»π•’π•Ÿ 🍦 Jun 25
Baby, I wanna be like John Denver's plane and crash at your place tonight
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LaG_WagnerArchives Jun 25
Never mind what your ticket says, your seat sure looks Wright to me πŸ˜‰
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Andrew Figueiredo Jun 25
Everything here is overpriced, but your love is priceless.
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Tom Puckett Jun 25
Let's become United
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