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NAU 6 May 17
Always remember to smile 🐾 πŸ’™πŸ’›
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Captain Obvious 16 Feb 16
Pooping in public is acceptable, and often encouraged.
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Paf & Tika 4 May 16
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🎸 ZEα’ͺᐯIα”• 🎸 16 Feb 16
RT Cats for⏬ 🐱 🐱 🐱 🐱 🐱 Thank you-Zay
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Harry Potter 16 Feb 16
I'm not above asking for . Owl just sit here waiting for an answer.
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Gary Foss 16 Feb 16
I love you. But if you die and I'm trapped in this house, I'm eating your corpse.
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Mercy For Animals 16 Feb 16
There's no difference between us.
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Find My Ferret! 16 Feb 16
"Sleep more and always have a friend by your side."
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Gul Dukat 18 Feb 17
FAKE NEWS media says I was 'ranting & raving' at press conference for , , NOT TRUE!
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Dyan 16 Feb 16
music is the best music to vibe to.
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AB Normal 🐈(-_β€’) 16 Feb 16
Always keep a tight hold on your money.
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Erin Mitchell 16 Feb 16
If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it & walk away!
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Sophia Loren 16 Feb 16
My mom asked me for this: My advice, "Make everyday an awesome adventure!"
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J M Oswald 16 Feb 16
The peanut butter isn't worth it dude
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SeeMyOutside .com 27 Aug 16
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Tango Down 16 Feb 16
For as long as we're together, whenever you whip, I will nae nae
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Cracked.com 16 Feb 16
Share the wealth. Lick other people after licking your own butthole.
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BISSELL 16 Feb 16
Stop and smell the bacon. Then give me some.
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weakened vampire 16 Feb 16
Get off Twitter. I haven't eaten in 4 days.
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April Watts 16 Feb 16
. Wait til nobody is looking and pee to mark your territory.
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