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SUE the TRex 🦖 Specimen FMNH PR 2081 Oct 13
Terrifying Halloween costume ideas: - student loans - intimacy - - a skeleton - climate change
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Alyssa Ricc Oct 12
When I use to care about what I would be doing on the weekends and now I could careless...
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Your Mom. 3h
My best friend of 9 years is having her baby next month... We used to text about drama and high school... now were texted about kids and recipes.
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Michael John D. Oct 13
3 more shifts at work and i will be enjoying my 5 days OFF from stress. Hmmp. Maybe not.
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Graham Dorsay Oct 9
I bought a toaster today.
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Jesse Brown Oct 10
Now I know why people love Sam's club 😂😂. Got my own membership though 🤙
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Matt Fitzpatrick 9h
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Rachel Emmert-Burns Oct 13
New level of adulting: getting stamps the FIRST time you put them on the weekly shopping list! Way to go 👍👍👍
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Mel 🌻 Oct 12
I've got pimples and I don't have a budget to buy skincare products. Turn between needs and wants. 😪
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Seanted House (I refuse to spell it shaunted) Oct 12
Healthy breakfast cereal, packed full of fiber. Grain flakey, heart healthy, goodness. Now dump a crapload of sugar on it to make it edible.
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Amara Ari Oct 10
You know youre an adult when bedtime is your favorite time
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des Oct 12
Adulting takes a whole new meaning when you realize it’s reparenting, meeting your inner child, finding out you have an ego 🤯, and journaling everyday
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Mary Martinez 3h
generally there is no desire for long preparatory caresses, I want sex in a quick
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Audra 🖤 18h
It took me 10 months to get here but I finally got my shit figured out and I’m living my best life!!
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( 。•̀ᴗ-)~*♡ Oct 12
Bae is in Arizona and nobody is home. Do I go out? Nah. Quiet Saturday night means laundry and catching up on anime while getting sushi delivered 🤤
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Kirstie Wilson Oct 12
Trying to decide on which artificial Christmas tree to buy is one of the biggest conundrums I’ve faced so far. Nordic or mountain fur? Unlit or prelit? 6 or 7ft? Too many decisions!
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Jess Cramp Oct 11
I find that packing for multi-week field expeditions, including food, clothing and all research gear, is far less stressful than packing for a week of business meetings in proper grownup clothes. Anyone feel me?
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K Y L E Oct 8
I just realized the only thing I’ve had to eat today is 4 cups of coffee
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Jiwandeep Kohli 2h
Turns out buying three new plants didn’t fix all my problems, so now I’m ordering a bunch of candles.
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FinchBeak Oct 13
Replying to @BeakFinch
list has been drafted.
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