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#LockHimUp 14 Apr 18
It’s amazing in 17 minutes the US spent $225 million dollars destroying empty targets in Syria, yet can’t spend $55M to correct a serious problem for their own citizens/constituents basic life sustaining needs who put them in power!
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TheLoneWolfTTV Oct 17
Powers out...dam load shedding!
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etsKi Feb 8
The shit I deal with when having to play with EU friends in Asia😅
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Russell McKenzie 3 Oct 17
Honestly, this was an exert from our local parish magazine, have people really not got anything better to complain about?
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Josh Connolly 🔆 17 Oct 18
Arrived in Manchester to speak to another group of first aid instructors! Amazing venue! Can’t get a smoothie though 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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Muzammil Aug 6
I don’t know how I’ll cope with such a slow internet connection. HOW IS THIS EVEN 4G ?!
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DanyDorrito 11 May 18
Seriously tho.. anyone wanna buy me a new laptop? 4 hours and my laptop is still rendering
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Alicia 🧢🇺🇸 Mar 3
Meanwhile, S. Korea is giving drive-thru testing to anyone who wants it. Why are we over here being treated like we live in a 3rd world country with limited resources?
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Aggressively Average 25 Jan 19
Mine & Kayla’s conversations when I can call her generally consist of me ask her what she just said & her telling me that she’s going to punch me in the throat when she sees me.
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Emile Raphael Munien May 21
Life is when you can order five guys on Uber eats
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Trevor Harlock Apr 18
Question for bike people of Twitter; Keep 08 R1, or swap for 08 GSX-R1000? PS: the R1 is pretty much immaculate - Akras, Goodridge and 14k on the clock. The Gixxer is an immaculate 2 owner stock example.. just 9k on the clock. Practically a swap.
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CRÄⓂ️ Feb 7
My Mrs just said 🗣Bless Phil, he is so brave. (Been lying to his wife for 27 years) - I say I’ve have 3 pints and she finds out I’ve had 4 ..... I’m a fucking monster!! 😱🤯
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Awuor Ondeng Apr 5
Halafu hapa Kenya utaskia mwanamke taking to media to trash the size of the partner's genitals following a marriage dissolution!
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Akilan May 17
I have bought a timer cut-off power socket. When I go to sleep I set it to 5 hours and connect a table fan. Fan supplements the barely working AC. When voltage recovers by 3-4AM in the morning & AC goes full blast, fan stops to save me from hypothermia.
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Matt Searle 4 Mar 19
Is it too much in life to find a girl who likes football and wants a short chubby guy 😂😂
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Perfect Shots Equine Apr 22
So I've been doing some different photography stuff! Argh i really want to switch fully to Sony but just cant give up my 200mm f2 from Nikon.
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AlduinTheWorldEater Jul 7
Don’t you hate it when you break your smoke pipe and you have to chop off a dead guy’s foot and use the bones as pipes instead
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Toge Productions 🌱 making comic from home 11 Oct 18
This is the second time we experienced a power outage in 2 weeks, so we decided to do some cleaning and tell funny stories
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Ramesh Feb 10
In the world full of people losing their weight, . I want to gain weight.😥 .
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🦠 COVID Guison 🦠 🖕🇨🇳 Jun 19
Nothing like a cold shower after mo mababad sa pawis from the MRT and LRT huhu
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