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shelbsjolee Jun 21
My baby is only five months, and I’m already thinking about buying her an iPad.
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Brady welsh 19 Sep 13
All the kids complaining about having ios7 try having a blackberry :(
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Liam 30 Mar 14
Its a nice day so I wanted to wear a cap, sadly I have to wear kings snap back
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lorraine Grego Jun 5
Just gave 2 tourists on the Falls Road directions 2 the peace wall. They didn't cry and never have me a hug. Fuckin raging 🤣
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Jordyn Smales Jun 21
When you have all of pallets they can’t afford because someone broke into your u-Haul well move
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Liv Sanford 11 Jul 16
There's people out there looking for their next meal, and were out here looking for Pokémon
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Samantha 17 Mar 15
When your mom softly breaks the news that she's canceling your Netflix account
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Bee Brice  ͜ 2 Mar 14
JJ Always ignore me... I really don't know why he still ignore me... I hate him.. But I want kiss his lips righ now
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Archfey of Vienna Jun 19
Katja has invited me to one of her very exclusive kinky parties again. The theme is "James Bond Casino Night" which means I have nothing to wear if i decide to go.
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Renée Knight 3 Feb 14
Why does my bed have to be so warm and my house so cold. 😭
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NativeA3 Jun 18
Can vegans get chickenpox
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elizabeth sankey 8 Aug 12
I just really want it to be good but have no idea if it is and what if it's rubbish and we never get to be on 'this morning'
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Julia Ling Jun 30
Flight from Texas to LAX: 2.1 hours Drive from LAX to home in LA: 4.3 hours
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Robert Moore 9 Jul 14
Bought a new swimsuit dont know if I will ever swim in it...
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MF ProNoX 14 Oct 16
Life is so Hard
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Nicole Rusaw 15 Sep 16
Screwed up my morning Suduko on the train so just did it again
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Aiden Haarman 25 Mar 14
That awkward moment when ur really hungry bit am to lazy to get food that's on 3 inches from u.
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Jake_Sorenson 27 Sep 14
My iPhone 5 ran out of battery.........so I bought an iPhone 6
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zoelucamarie 8 Dec 14
Sometimes I wonder if anybody cares about me because I'm always the first one texting
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Zach Newbauer 13 Feb 13
You wanna wear that shirt, but the hanger foiled it, making it look like you got back nipples.
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