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Sorabh Pant
I make jokes for a living. Sometimes people laugh. See my videos below for proof. All Queries: pantonfirecomedy@gmail.com.
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Sorabh Pant 2h
Replying to @rhutapatil
Oh - hope you guys found her!
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Sorabh Pant 2h
Replying to @anandcyrus
First video should be out in a week.
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Sorabh Pant Jul 13
Replying to @anandcyrus
Thanks, friend :). You guys were a super crowd. 9PM - I'm assuming?
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Sorabh Pant Jul 13
Will talk about my recipes next time - to confuse you :).
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Sorabh Pant Jul 11
Have had such little work this month: the most money I've made is Rs. 1640 in cashbacks from .
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Sorabh Pant Jul 10
Don't take stress, Indian fans. New Zealand were fantastic. And more importantly: India won the IPL: The *biggest* cricket tournament in the world.
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Sorabh Pant Jul 10
ICC must take action. Really unsporting of New Zealand to half the viewership for the World Cup Final.
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Sorabh Pant Jul 9
Replying to @NumbYaar
Makes eating pizza in the sewer sound disgusting.
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Sorabh Pant Jul 9
Replying to @Ace_Of_Pace
Wow, dude. Didn't know. It's ridiculous. The manhole covers are made of such terrible material. You walk over them - it's like walking on water effectively.
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Sorabh Pant Jul 8
Replying to @hankypanty
And... Fell into an open manhole last week in the midst of flooding. Luckily, managed to get myself out. Bystanders saw me come out but, not fall in. And looked confused why someone was emerging from a manhole - and not submerging into one. Stay safe, doston.
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Sorabh Pant Jul 8
Replying to @HrishiKay @bookmyshow
We both look depraved. Great :).
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Sorabh Pant Jul 4
Replying to @PhoenixMCtyPune
Thanks for having me, doston!
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Sorabh Pant Jul 2
Drenched with laughter sounds so wrong! Thanks though :). Looking forward!
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Sorabh Pant Jun 29
How to walk in an Indian city during the rains: - Look left & right for traffic. - Look down for potholes & open manholes. - Look up for fallen wires. - Look behind for bikers on the footpath (if available). - Look within yourself for the price of life.
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Sorabh Pant Jun 29
Replying to @samir_knit @AbijitG
Barely had place to sit. Thanks for coming :).
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Sorabh Pant Jun 27
Hahaha. Thanks for coming man.
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Sorabh Pant Jun 22
Hahaha. Sorry for late response.
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Sorabh Pant Jun 19
Replying to @yamarthipradeep
Haha. Thanks for coming, man. Was a weird night - which are usually more interesting.
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Sorabh Pant Jun 17
Things have changed since 1975 :-P.
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Sorabh Pant Jun 17
Main free mein dekh raha hoon.
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