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Debut EP “Sketchbook” out now everywhere!
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gus kamp Jan 14
I love my girlfriend happy two years
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Paul Rust Jan 12
Beto calls me up. “It finally hit me I lost.” I tell him everything’s going to be ok. I tell him how I worked through the failure of “I Love You Beth Cooper” Beto says “Yeah but I can rewatch that & laugh every time Paul” So our generation’s Kennedy thinks I’m funny. Not bad
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gus kamp Dec 12
Did you know there are studies that show that if you do the thumbs up more than twice a day you’ll actually start to feel like there are things to thumbs up for?
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gus kamp Dec 12
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Full Frontal Dec 11
“We need to find a new man to host!” “How about a woman?” “But can we find a man who isn't homophobic?” "What about an LGBTQ...“ “Maybe no host?” “But I think there's a woman or an LGBTQ comic who would be grea..." "It's impossible to find the right straight man! No host it is!"
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Paul F. Tompkins Dec 10
It’s a little earlier than usual, but here is my year-end ranking of chicken noises: 2) Bok bok 1) Cock-a-doodle-doo There are no other contenders If you reply to this with anything other than “thank you” you are a dumb goon SEE YOU IN 2019
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gus kamp Dec 10
Do you ever wonder what you would look like with no bones? I wouldn’t like to see that, for shizzle.
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Bill Dixon Dec 9
About 5 years ago I worked in a restaurant and Ludacris came in, ordered spring rolls, and sent them back. When I apologized he said “don’t apologize, spring rolls are unpredictable.” I think about this at least once a week.
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Zoe Donahoe Dec 10
Isn’t it SO sad when the girl picks the terrible alcoholic over the lovey alcoholic?
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Aparna Nancherla Dec 4
a pitch-perfect representation of a male vs female employee’s expected level of work for the same position
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nathan fielder Dec 3
You know the world is in a great place when our largest corporations are literally using the same strategies as Nathan for You
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Aparna Nancherla Nov 27
The body language of the man sitting on the plane next to me could best be described as “colonialism”
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John Levenstein Nov 29
The drug dog at LAX lacks personality and, just between us, is not great at smelling drugs either.
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brexit at tiffany’s Nov 27
i’ve never even tried a book
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Zoe Donahoe Nov 26
Consent is everything
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Zoe Donahoe Nov 26
Enthusiastic consent is essential
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Dave King Nov 25
if only there were some sort of guiding principle inscribed somewhere about huddled masses yearning to breathe free
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Nov 25
Asking to be considered a refugee & applying for status isn’t a crime. It wasn’t for Jewish families fleeing Germany. It wasn’t for targeted families fleeing Rwanda. It wasn’t for communities fleeing war-torn Syria. And it isn’t for those fleeing violence in Central America.
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gus kamp Nov 24
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brexit at tiffany’s Nov 22
there’s an old thanksgiving tradition in my family where nobody knows where my dad is
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