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Debut EP “Sketchbook” out now everywhere!
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Sarah Silverman Mar 20
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gus kamp Mar 20
I wanna hire to speak at MY event or business
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gus kamp Mar 20
I wanna hire to be my lover in the night time
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gus kamp Mar 20
I want to hire for my kid’s birthday party
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gus kamp Mar 16
Just once I’d like to tweet something without someone asking if I’m okay
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gus kamp Mar 16
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That sounds less persnickety
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gus kamp Mar 16
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Unless you can think of a synonym
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gus kamp Mar 16
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Which makes it impossible to call someone out for being persnickety, as that would just make YOU part of the problem, too
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gus kamp Mar 16
There’s nothing more persnickety than saying the word persnickety
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yourchildhooddog Feb 27
Zoe Hanahoe Won’t Stop Yelling directed by
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Zoe Donahoe Feb 27
Replying to @azoolnino
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gus kamp Feb 5
Sure, we can all hear the music playing in the restaurant, but you ever go into the bathroom and actually HEAR the music playing in the restaurant?
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gus kamp Jan 14
I love my girlfriend happy two years
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Paul Rust Jan 12
Beto calls me up. “It finally hit me I lost.” I tell him everything’s going to be ok. I tell him how I worked through the failure of “I Love You Beth Cooper” Beto says “Yeah but I can rewatch that & laugh every time Paul” So our generation’s Kennedy thinks I’m funny. Not bad
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gus kamp Dec 12
Did you know there are studies that show that if you do the thumbs up more than twice a day you’ll actually start to feel like there are things to thumbs up for?
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gus kamp Dec 12
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Full Frontal Dec 11
“We need to find a new man to host!” “How about a woman?” “But can we find a man who isn't homophobic?” "What about an LGBTQ...“ “Maybe no host?” “But I think there's a woman or an LGBTQ comic who would be grea..." "It's impossible to find the right straight man! No host it is!"
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Paul F. Tompkins Dec 10
It’s a little earlier than usual, but here is my year-end ranking of chicken noises: 2) Bok bok 1) Cock-a-doodle-doo There are no other contenders If you reply to this with anything other than “thank you” you are a dumb goon SEE YOU IN 2019
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gus kamp Dec 10
Do you ever wonder what you would look like with no bones? I wouldn’t like to see that, for shizzle.
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Bill Dixon Dec 9
About 5 years ago I worked in a restaurant and Ludacris came in, ordered spring rolls, and sent them back. When I apologized he said “don’t apologize, spring rolls are unpredictable.” I think about this at least once a week.
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