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Jes Borland
Loves: running, cycling, food, coffee, beer, SQL Server, my blue badge, books, punk rock, the woods, and adventures. I was not meant to stand still.
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Jes Borland 3h
Vacation!!! 🏔🍷🌮🧘🏼‍♀️
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Jes Borland 6h
I'm trying to find an actual execution plan with Showplan Analysis that has anything other than "Inaccurate Cardinality Estimation" but guess what my performance tuning life revolves around?!
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Jes Borland 6h
Replying to @way0utwest @zippy1981
Very true. Especially if it's a free tool.
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Jes Borland 6h
Replying to @zippy1981
And this is why I'm surprised that in the 10 years since XE became available, not one tools vendor has come up with something for it.
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Jes Borland 6h
Replying to @zippy1981
Also, SSMS had to do *something* to compete. Plan Explorer is so much better it was downright painful to use SSMS.
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Jes Borland 6h
Replying to @zippy1981
It's not better, but not every DBA or developer has the ability to install any software they want on their computer.
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Jes Borland 6h
Replying to @zippy1981
Whoa whoa whoa.
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Jes Borland 6h
I won't lie, looking at execution plans in SSMS has gotten a lot better in recent versions. Compare Showplan is pretty cool.
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Jes Borland 7h
Replying to @LisaGB_sql
I'm not quite ready for that one. Yet.
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Jes Borland 7h
It's also Whiskey Wednesday so this is probably the best day of the year so far.
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Jes Borland 7h
But I just want to be on vacation already.
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Jes Borland 7h
Replying to @TriGeek_SCZ
Bless you!
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Jes Borland 8h
Replying to @chass @SQLAllFather
So it *is* all your fault. I knew it.
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Jes Borland 10h
I get genuinely excited about presenting my 100-level execution plans session to developers.
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Jes Borland 10h
Replying to @BigSQL
Ahhh, that's where the glossary went!
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Jes Borland 11h
I've been at Microsoft for 15 months, and I still reply to at least one email a week asking someone what an acronym means.
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Jes Borland 11h
Signed up for the Marathon on Containers, because all of my customers have questions about them!
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Jes Borland 12h
Started the day out right with a 5K with . Now moving on to a French press of magical deliciousness.
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Jes Borland Jul 17
Vacation brain is in full force. Unfortunately, I have a day and a half until vacation begins.
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Jes Borland Jul 16
Replying to @SQLHammer
You know, I've got nothin' good right now.
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