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grork
Person, collection of elements producing something less than the sum of its parts. (Opinions are mine, and do not represent those of my employer)
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Ryan Nystrom Apr 19
Love reading posts about navigation in iOS: coordinators, routers, presenters, and more. Some of these ideas are so cool! Then I remember we reached hundreds of millions of users with just -pushViewController:animated: Sometimes simple works.
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grork 14h
unroll some cherrypicked data
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grork 20h
I’m destined to continue to feel like a chump when it comes to advanced types:
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Loki, a dynamic mock server for HTTP/TCP testing via
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grork 21h
Why’d they put a legend on it when there’s only one colour on it?
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cButtigort Apr 20
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grork 23h
Replying to @grork
I decided to write a meta-post on this. It's mostly me just being a bit ranty:
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grork Apr 21
Replying to @jaredpar
All 3!
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grork Apr 21
Replying to @grork
After coming back from UEFI, the 🐭 works? But not the keyboard? Screw it, reboot once more. Now fixed?!
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grork Apr 21
Replying to @grork
Finally remember I have an external BT mouse somewhere… which is still paired & works! Get to device manager, and ‘Surface Hid Mini Driver’ is ⚠️, and device manager keeps refreshing. Uninstalled it (inc driver software), and… nope, still broke a Works in UEFI
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grork Apr 21
Turned my 19H1 Surface Laptop 2 on for the first time in maybe a week. - IDs me & unlocks - ⌨️ & 🐭 don’t work. I assume it’s hung, but power key puts it in sleep/wakes - C-A-D does nothing - But wait, touch works! I’ll reboot. Nope - 2x reboots, no ⌨️/🐭
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grork Apr 21
Replying to @never_released
I’m not sure an A320 would have fared better. The great unwashed masses don’t treat a skybus with respect for future users.
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grork Apr 21
Let this be a lesson for those hunting for Easter eggs on mars in the future.
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Jonnie Hallman Apr 19
There are 3 walking speeds at IKEA: - I have no idea what I need - I know exactly what I need - I want a divorce
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grork Apr 20
Replying to @mxcl
I need my 2x retina for fonts. Ergo 4-8k at 24”-40”. Need. Sharp. Fonts.
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grork Apr 20
Given it looked awol, I thought they’d set a flag disabling just that part. But it turns out combination of video colour + iOS aesthetic + assuming that’s /totally/ YT would do makes me an idiot.
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Christina Zhu Apr 19
software engineering be like zz z z  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    ∧_∧ I FIGURED OUT    ( ・ω・) HOW TO FIX THAT BUG   _| ⊃/(___ / └-(____/
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Hillel Apr 20
One of my most controversial software opinions is that your sleep quality and stress level matter far, far more than the languages you use or the practices you follow. Nothing else comes close: not type systems, not TDD, not formal methods, not ANYTHING. Allow me to explain why.
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Brandon Falk Apr 20
Feeling down? iOS jailbreak you've been working on for a year got patched? Fuzzer not finding any bugs? Miss the 90s where everything crashed? Change your time format on Windows to 90 characters! Watch everything fall over as they get 90 character formats from Windows APIs!
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grork Apr 20
Replying to @WithinRafael
I also swear it was in the bottom right on the play bar, but I think I’m just gaslighting myself
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