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T. Greg Doucette
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Durham NC
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Ex-computer scientist, now criminal defense attorney & host of @fsckemall. Dog lover. #NeverTrump conservative. Proud alum of #NCCU #lawschool and #NCState.
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OC_uNderCover🖕
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Why did you stop me, I'm not discussing my day or eve. Am I free to go or being detained, if detained SHUT the fuck up #ocundercover
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Jedi McBeardface
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Hi, I'm a stay-at-home dad. You may know me from my greatest hits, including:
➡️"We need to leave, put your shoes on."
➡️"Pick up your Legos."
➡️"Share the Switch or I turn it off."
and
➡️"WE NEED TO LEAVE, PUT YOUR SHOES ON!"
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Freedom & Whisky 🇮🇪🇺🇸🥃
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There are many reasons to hate Law & Order, but my favorite is the inculcation of the myth that cops INVARIABLY recite the Miranda warning verbatim the second they slap the cuffs on you.
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I'm a biochemist, you may know me from my greatest hits including:
"Do you have any idea how complicated your blood is?", to "No, vitamin C is not a magical panacea" to "Actually, proteins do all sorts of cool stuff....hey, wake up"
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Nick Brown
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Hi, I'm a software engineer. You may know me from my hot singles "No I can't fix your computer", "No, taking a two week class on the Internet probably won't be enough for your nephew to land a programming job", and "Yeah you probably shouldn't have downloaded that attachment". twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/s…
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Richard Naik
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Hi, I'm a System Administrator. You might remember me from:
-"no, you can't have root access"
-"no, you can't open that to the public internet"
-"no, we can't just shut it off over the weekend"
-"no, the Cloud will not do everything I do for pennies on the dollar" twitter.com/greg_doucette/…
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Conspicuously Smooth
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Hi, I'm a web developer. You may know me from my greatest hits including: "you can't clone facebook in a week," "you don't get 90% of the company just because you are the 'idea guy'," and "no, I don't know how to get viruses off your computer"
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Ramon Contreras
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Hi, I'm a SEO manager. You may know me from my greatest hits including:
➡️ "Why is your robots.txt file blocking all bots and crawlers?"
➡️ "Did you apply the proper redirects after you built your new website?"
➡️ "you don't need the words 'near me' on your page"
➡️ "it depends" twitter.com/greg_doucette/…
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Jennifer Thorne-In-Your-Side
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Hi, I work in pharma clinical trials. You may know me from my greatest hits "No, we aren't hiding the cure for cancer", "Sorry Dad, I can't tell you about the new blockbuster in the pipeline" and "Please, vaccinate your kids". twitter.com/greg_doucette/…
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T. Greg Doucette
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Exactly 😂😂
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T. Greg Doucette
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Basically. Part of why my best clients are street pharmacists, they don't base their strategy on Law & Order episodes or what Bubba and Pookie told them from when they did a bid.
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T. Greg Doucette
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Hand to God
Even the ones in custody – where custodial interrogation applies – will still answer questions, not realizing police don't need their statements once the drugs are found
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T. Greg Doucette
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We call this "addition by subtraction"
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Holy f*ck. The number of times I've done a consult where the guy's like "yeah I told them everything before I was arrested, b/c I figured they can't use it if they didn't Mirandize me"...
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T. Greg Doucette
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Hi, I'm a criminal defense attorney. You may know me from my greatest hits including:
➡️ "it depends"
➡️ "no, they actually don't have to read you your Miranda rights"
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➡️ "yes, you really should remain silent" (with the "shut the f*ck up" remix) twitter.com/aviwoolf/statu…
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T. Greg Doucette
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Yikes!
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Precisely why I moved down to North Carolina rather than up to New York
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And yet you're still camped out in my mentions, like a little groupie desperate for attention
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The high schoolers were attacked with clubs now
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T. Greg Doucette
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Had my scarf around my face walking the dog this morning when it was 14°. Ended up with ice from exhaling
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