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T. Greg Doucette
Ex-computer scientist, now criminal defense attorney & host of . Dog lover. conservative. Proud alum of and .
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T. Greg Doucette 14m
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My farm experience is limited; grandmother grew up on a family farm in western PA (barley IIRC?), but they had to sell it when I was maybe 5 or so after my great-grandfather passed. My grandfather did his best to educate me w/ his gardening though 😬
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T. Greg Doucette 39m
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Brush Creek Swiss Farms out of Siler City NC They're great folks, love them to death
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T. Greg Doucette 46m
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No. I already took enough sh*t earlier this week over my shirt+tie choices
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T. Greg Doucette 2h
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I legit asked my gf if she photoshopped the pic before sending it to me, idk how she pulled that off (my belly is still here lol)
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T. Greg Doucette 2h
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She was ready to go too! I've been around them before, but didn't appreciate the force of 1400lbs pushing on you to move 😂
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Matthew 2h
And a burner phone.
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darth™ 2h
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fist fight gone wrong what hidden genius came up with that one
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Mig Greengard 2h
Amazing how the Saudis just found out about this when yesterday they had absolutely no idea what happened to him! And "fist-fight"? And still no body? Disgusting.
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T. Greg Doucette 2h
Made a visit to the State Fair, and dropped in on one of my friends from NC State who's exhibiting his dairy cows today 🐮
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Patrick Nonwhite 4h
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If you want to prove you're a man by fighting bears, try fighting one with just a knife. Then we'll talk.
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Patrick Nonwhite 4h
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... unless it's attacked people (in which case that's public safety). I remember reading hunting magazines as a kid, in which shooting bears was portrayed as a manly act. It isn't.
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Patrick Nonwhite 4h
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I've hunted, not for a long time, and never for anything more intelligent than doves or ducks, so I'm not against the institution, and certainly not for food. But I guess I have moved on in terms of people who hunt intelligent animals, I can't stand the thought of shooting a bear
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Patrick Nonwhite 4h
I wouldn't wish for a drunk wandering in the middle on the interstate at 3am to be hit by a truck, but neither would I cry over it. In fact I'd have more sympathy than I'd have for a bastard who shoots elephants for fun.
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Durham Bulls 6h
It's Adopt a Shelter Dog Month! Swing by to give a cute lil pup a home. Note: Wool E. Bull is unavailable for adoption.
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The Onion 9h
‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation
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Lachlan Markay 9h
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Ah, but Clarke was the sheriff of Milwaukee county, many of you are correctly pointing out. He's talking about cities, but let's take a look at greater metro areas. Again, per FBI: Chicago region: 326.6 violent crimes per 100k Milwaukee region: 680.5 violent crimes per 100k
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Lachlan Markay 9h
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Violent crimes per 100,000 residents, according to the FBI Chicago: 1,098 Milwaukee: 1,597
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Lachlan Markay 9h
Fun fact: according to the most recent FBI stats, the city of Milwaukee—where Sheriff Clarke was a senior law enforcement officer—has a far higher violent crime rate than the city of Chicago
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