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Michael Gray 🇺🇸
I'm a parody of an actual person who is funnier and better looking than I am
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 2h
Dad who break the law go to jail every day, it's how things work in a society with laws. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
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Hot Rods 2h
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 2h
Humans have been putting things in places they don't belong for thousands of years, behavior that's unlikely to stop
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 2h
Also the artist definitely made her look thinner
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 2h
Damn there goes my idea for a wet hijab night for spring break
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unsavoryagents 4h
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 2h
Reminder there are 57 approved genders
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Ali Feb 19
I had no idea this existed. You're fired, .
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Lalo Dagach Mar 27
"You beat her hard?" "No no, I beat her normally."
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Mike Cernovich 🇺🇸 3h
People lie on Strava, people use steroids and dope to win *local* shows. You think men won't trans their way to winning women's sports...lol
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WeRateDogs™ Sep 6
This is Bungalo. She uses that face to get what she wants. It works unbelievably well. 12/10 would never say no to
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WeRateDogs™ Mar 26
This is Vixen. He really likes bananas. Steals them when he thinks nobody's watching. 13/10 opportunistic af
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WeRateDogs™ Mar 27
THIS WAS NOT HIS FAULT HE HAD NO IDEA. 11/10 STILL A VERY GOOD DOG
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 3h
Scientific proof that dogs are getting better
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 3h
correlation doesn't equal causation, but clearly you need to stop buying metric
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 3h
that's metric, clearly not made in USA
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Katrina Pierson 4h
Curious if applies to Rep women, because all I get is disrespect & discrimination from same people who fuel this hashtag.🙄
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Michael Gray 🇺🇸 3h
Sears selling the Craftsman brand left me with mixed feelings
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Lucid Hurricane™✘ 6h
One of these people is about the be Banned from twitter, I wonder which it will be?
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Breaking911 3h
Officially 2 years since Chicago logged a day without a shooting or homicide Since 2/28/15: -1,390 killed -6,618 wounded H/t
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