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Michael Gray
I'm a parody of an actual person who is funnier and better looking than I am
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Elliott Hamilton 19h
Your country hangs homosexuals from cranes. Is that medieval or does Sharia get exemptions from genuine criticism?
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Rita Panahi 4h
'CEO of the respect women campaign'
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Michael Gray 2h
C'mon Dan when are you coming by Havertown is less than a day away
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Michael Gray 3h
I completely threadjacked this tweet and it's about my agenda now not Jimmy's, I think that's pretty damn funny too
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Steve Deace 19h
Luther Strange betrays Trump's base, but Trump supports him anyway. Meanwhile, Trump's base is supporting Judge Roy Moore.
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Michael Gray 3h
OMFG this is like some dysfunctional e-surance commercial 🤣🤣🤣
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Michael Gray 3h
The only time he beats Fallon, who's in his time slot, is when he has a Trump related guest
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Michael Gray 3h
President of Jimmy Fallon's show thinks people go to church for jokes and entertainment, not too bright is he
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Michael Gray 3h
Replying to @mccarry
And I know he lives in the King of Prussia area
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Michael Gray 3h
Replying to @mccarry
Here's his girlfriend Danni
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Michael Gray 3h
So here's who told me there will be consequences
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Michael Gray 3h
Maybe this weekend when your wife's boyfriend has his sleepover
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Mint Chip🇺🇸 3h
Obama: "When they go low we go high." "Also we're going to tap our competition's wires because we wanna win."
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Michael Gray 3h
I'm not afraid of you at all you dickless man. There's literally nothing you can do to me you impotent worm.
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Michael Gray 3h
Can you come by tomorrow? The morning world be better, but I can probably make the afternoon work too.
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Rae Sanni 3h
Lol. What conservative comedian is funny? Conservatives aren't generous enough to redistribute joy
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Michael Gray 3h
So will these consequences be issued tonight or am I going to have to wait until morning? I literally can't contain my anticipation
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Michael Gray 3h
Replying to @lil_sis_nett
Every time I hear the word buttercup in my head I hear the three amigos singing that song from the movie 🤣
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