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Michael Gray
I'm a parody of an actual person who is funnier and better looking than I am
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Elizabeth ⓧ 54m
Replying to @Lizzy_OMalley
Let’s face it, this is also a war on whites. Any white person with an American flag in their bio could be targeted by Twitter and the ADL, as their new TOS includes “hate symbols.” No mention of the hammer and sickle, but the American flag will get you flagged. 👌🏻
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Judge Roy Moore Nov 17
MSNBC HOST TO GLORIA ALLRED: "If you're not 100% sure that it is his signature, why would you show it at a press conference?"
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Noah Pollak 18h
I'm old enough to remember when removing sanctions on Iran and giving the regime billions in cash was going to make the Middle East a safer, more peaceful place.
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Meme Alert™ 3h
This is why HIV is still stigmatized, California. Take some fucking notes.
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Based Monitored🎄🇺🇸 24h
Welfare queen buys lobster with her food stamps and mocks taxpayers. We need welfare reform - now!
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💢The Petrichory🍄 4h
Most of our politicians are on this platform and use it regularly. Denying whole swaths of voters from being able to interact with them because they don't have the "right" politics seems like it could be grounds for a suit to me. It's worse than anything they blame on Russia.
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Captain Covfefe 24h
This is my daughter Kelly. She has M. S. and is in a nursing home. She has developed a sepsis infection and hospice informed me today that she has less than 2 weeks to live. I'm putting all politics aside and asking for prayer from everybody for my little girl. Thank you. Rob.
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Michael Gray 3h
By all means keep supporting BLM and importing immigrants, no way that could possibly backfire right
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Donald J. Trump 6h
Crooked Hillary Clinton is the worst (and biggest) loser of all time. She just can’t stop, which is so good for the Republican Party. Hillary, get on with your life and give it another try in three years!
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AP Politics 3h
FBI report on black `extremists' raises new monitoring fears:
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Darwin Award 🔞 3h
That deescalated quickly.
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Michael Gray 15h
Are you badass enough to chop down a tree with your bare hands
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Breitbart News 16h
“Remember the [Allred] incident with Arnold Schwarzenegger? She brought all these women in front of him, said they’re going to sue, they’re going to file suit against Schwarzenegger. Guess what? After the election, absolutely nothing happened.”
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Michael Gray 16h
This was neither Funny nor clever, you want a do over?
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The Safest Space 16h
Replying to @TheSafestSpace
> "Hey, thanks for liking my post! What did you like most about it?" > "Your skin color" > "Oh..."
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Michael Gray 16h
You can’t make bacon out of elephant meat
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Michael Gray 16h
I have been doing SEO for 20 years fooling Google is an essential part of my job and I’m not worried about Google getting any better at this
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LIZ THE🌪IS HERE‼️🍕 Nov 17
My HS reunion is soon. My entire class (1k people) has defriended me for supporting Trump. I'm passing to spend quality time with my family.
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