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Grace Marlowe
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Grace Marlowe 4h
Never, ever dare your animator roommate to do something
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Grace Marlowe Jul 18
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Grace Marlowe Jul 18
Replying to @ninavarelas
I am so sorry. I know I don’t live super close but if you ever want to go on a weekend I will come with you and radiate unapproachable energy!!!!
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Grace Marlowe Jul 10
You may think my scalp is flaking but joke’s on you— it’s actually enamel from my extremely cheap earrings!!!
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Grace Marlowe Jul 10
Replying to @emilyhalaka
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Robin Lopez Jul 9
Replying to @ShamsCharania
Challenge flags seem so formal/impersonal. Why can't we continue the tradition of verbally harassing officials? I, for one, look forward to my annual outbursts where two or three teammates have to restrain me before I get ejected.
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Megan Amram Jul 7
Replying to @meganamram
between rapinoe and thee stallion, big year for megans
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Grace Marlowe Jul 7
Imagine caring about men’s soccer right now
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Grace Marlowe Jul 5
Finding out about an earthquake because they had to stop the Knicks/Pelicans game is very on brand for me
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Michael Tannenbaum Jul 5
. Please hear me out
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Grace Marlowe Jun 29
Are they still making Magic Treehouse books or did they finally run out of times
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Grace Marlowe Jun 25
22-year-old white girls when they find out NBC is taking The Office off of Netflix:
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Grace Marlowe Jun 24
Replying to @emilyhalaka @cushbomb
“She’s got thin lips but she makes up for it in tongue... girth.”
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Grace Marlowe Jun 21
Just got in an Uber and the driver changed the music from rap to country. Why you gotta do me like that Amman
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Grace Marlowe Jun 16
Even though I’m no longer his favorite child he’s still my favorite dad. Happy father’s day !!! 😎
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Grace Marlowe Jun 15
Replying to @ChrisMarlowe
Because it’s already great!
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Grace Marlowe Jun 15
sorry to disappoint you this Father’s Day but there’s no fixing your swing
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Grace Marlowe Jun 15
I’ve never shoplifted but I just combined enough discounts and vouchers to get a Madewell wallet for 7 cents and now I really get the appeal
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Grace Marlowe Jun 12
In a sea of disappointing online personalities please enjoy my man Gideon who is out here petting senior dogs at Pride
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Grace Marlowe Jun 8
Replying to @tarashiv @madcoolxo
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