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Goo bluu
I just got a lot of shit I wanna bitch about. Listen at your own risk.
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Goo bluu 5h
Replying to @WTMJSteve
That looked like a log with legs.
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Goo bluu 5h
Jimmy Graham just ran like a log with legs. Thats a thing, right?
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Goo bluu Sep 21
update; the clerk at our local R Store, is sitting on top of a cooler, and I appeared to bother her for ice bag sales. She got no time for workin’, man!!
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Goo bluu Sep 20
Where’s the tissue when you need it? I’ve a good mind to blow snot right into my tshirt y’all. Not a big fan of the blow.
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Goo bluu Sep 20
Replying to @RealNormMiller
Boss is bad, but it’s still a close second to buddy. Do I look like your fucking buddy??
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Goo bluu Sep 19
Fuck yes: get this shit in my mouth-hole
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Goo bluu Sep 19
Replying to @goobluu
The rate nearly tripled!! And of course there’s nothing they can do about it. We (mostly) have the for games. Well, lah de dah, fuck that.
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Goo bluu Sep 19
And WTF, , we had our service call from and all is/was good. Until 12 hrs after they left. Then down the shitter with the internets. And, to make it worse, because equally sucks, we lost our “introductory” rate. Not by a little, mind you;
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Goo bluu Sep 18
Replying to @WorstBeerBlog
Man, this shit just won’t quite.
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Goo bluu Sep 18
Isn’t it just amazing, after several bitching phone calls, that our internet connection has been flawless since we spoke to them? And we have a service guy arriving today to “look at it.”
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Goo bluu Sep 15
We’ve lost and now of Damn.
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Goo bluu Sep 15
Replying to @Jeremy_Danner
Perhaps, but it ain’t making my luxurious locks gow back lol
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Goo bluu Sep 15
Replying to @Jeremy_Danner
And also, I’m bald. You don’t need to touch my shiny melon. Just stop.
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Goo bluu Sep 13
We have frogs. Lots of frogs. This morning, I shit you not, we took the dog out, and a fell on him. You see, there are no trees where he pees. Just apparently dropping out of the sky.
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Goo bluu Sep 13
Welcome to paradise, R I P
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Goo bluu Sep 13
For the love of never-ending moistness, plz STOP RAINING!
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Goo bluu Sep 13
Somebody said this thing is about to go off a cliff. No. This is the actual car wreck
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Goo bluu Sep 11
This advice I can do
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Goo bluu Sep 11
Ok. So I may be the 1st to post a pic of ‘s very own , and their super-duper and glass.
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Goo bluu Sep 11
Replying to @Brewers @TrentGrisham
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