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shauna
problem is I got a lotta brains but no polish
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Phil 32m
Minus testicles and plus the cone of shame equals one unhappy Johnny Cash.
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shauna 2h
yeah that's not at all how it works here
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Elizabeth Hackett Aug 10
Every news story feels like the setup to an apocalyptic thriller where you cut to "Three months later" and it's a barren landscape with a scrap of garbage fluttering on a chainlink fence.
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Pedro Nicolaci da Costa 14h
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Nandini Jammi 8h
This week's BRANDED is out! Advertisers will spend over $300 billion this year, but it's not going to reach news & media orgs. Why? Please meet "keyword blacklists" — the deeply stupid Boomer-era ad practice stealing $$ away from journalism.
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God Emperor 6h
Losing the culture war, gay marriage becoming legal, and a black guy in the Oval Office have so thoroughly fried the brains of the entire GOP that they're cheering on a President who pardoned the Democrat that tried to sell that other Democrat's vacated Senate seat. I'm in awe.
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shauna 6h
Replying to @goldengateblond
by issuing all these pardons/commutations in high-profile corruption cases, he's saying "these people who did what I did didn't deserve to be punished," thus moving the Overton Window on crime and corruption
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shauna 6h
Replying to @rstevens
and I still swear at them every chance I get
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shauna 6h
Replying to @AnneWheaton
it is highly snorfle-able
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shauna 6h
Replying to @MorrisAnimal
🙌✌️
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Morris Animal Refuge 2020 6h
haven’t registered to vote yet!” says Herman. Um, that’s b/c you’re a cat. But for eligible hoomans it’s pretty easy, and in 38 states (like PA) you can just register online: . Herman not’s registered, but his adoption fee’s sponsored, so adopt!
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Ari Melber 6h
As we reported back in Nov. — the extortion evidence against Blagojevich echoed *evidence against Trump* in the Ukraine plot, which made his 2019 defense of Blagojevich and his “phone call” so striking:
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shauna 6h
Replying to @danielradosh
most don’t have the same diabolical need for love and approval, and pretty much none are so easily manipulated
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shauna 6h
DRAIN THE SWAMP 🙃
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shauna 18h
Replying to @omnivorebooks
will do!
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shauna 19h
Replying to @omnivorebooks
we tried yesterday and today to stop by so you could meet him but you weren’t there!
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shauna 20h
Replying to @sonia__harris
make it Lil Beat Salad and everything changes
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shauna Feb 15
Puppies have two speeds: On / Off. 🐶
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shauna 20h
Lil Atkins Shake (it brings all the carbs to the yard)
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shauna 20h
Replying to @Greeblehaus
read about her death earlier too, RIP Nurse Kelly 🙏
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