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Hallowed be thy tweets
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Hallowed be thy tweets 13h
Replying to @mickyb273 @jrhennessy
Our cum runneth over
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Hallowed be thy tweets 14h
Replying to @mickyb273 @jrhennessy
Live by the cum, die by the cum.
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Hallowed be thy tweets 14h
Replying to @mickyb273 @jrhennessy
"Oi, St. Pete! These the Pearl Necklace Gates champ?!"
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Ashley Taylor 14h
Replying to @ItsBouquet
I gotta say, the apprentice Fuhrer line is giving me a right chuckle. Imagine how bad he'd be at that too. "The Rhineland had a go, so it got a go." "Sudetenland, where the bloody hell are ya?"
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 3
Keeping COVID safe by putting it in my panic room
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
subcultures should all get a rating to tell you how quickly you're going to encounter The Angry Clever Fuckwits™ Every subculture has them and they're all the same breed of insufferable arse.
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Replying to @parsfarce
I love you Pumpkin Meesah woves yousah honee bunsah
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Replying to @TomOwens149 @BrandDNA
Busted Scrotum
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Replying to @lucycochran
Yeah, maths is a creative discipline. Every single one of my maths professors was more creative than anyone I've met in advertising by a very wide margin. I can only vaguely remember the question, but that sounds about right.
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Replying to @jennineak
can't think of anything funnier than telling Pauline the vaccine is halal.
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Replying to @lucycochran
I think the way most people are made terrified of mathematics in early high-school is a real shame. People are better at it than they give themselves credit for. They just need someone to explain that it's not about being right or wrong, but playing games with patterns.
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
"Bad creatives with powerpoint" was what I always heard. It be true.
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Replying to @lucycochran
There's an old gag about marketers and data being like teenagers and sex. Everyone's talking about it but no-one knows what the fuck they're doing. And congrats on killing stats.
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Fuck?!! Subcontinental Drift is probably a better joke here fuck me
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
BiOLoGiCaL jIu-JiTsU.
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
cigarette butts and a single latex glove
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Replying to @LeShann
Wet ass pussy made your pull out game weak
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Kashmir Border Drift
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Replying to @edzitron @IllyBocean
not on fire tho
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Hallowed be thy tweets Dec 2
Shane Warne's commentary is about as insightful as a dude that comes back from the bogs at the pub and goes "Oi it stinks like shit in there".
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