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Jassy Davis
Gin Made Me Do It. All the gin cocktails you will ever need, out 22nd Feb 2018 Insta: ginandcrumpets
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Jassy Davis 7h
Replying to @drdickdixon
So if I just wait another month or two then I can safely declare London Sunnier Than The Sahara and settle back down on my deckchair with my ice cream, pleased with myself and the world.
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Jassy Davis 22h
Replying to @drdickdixon
When will "Sunnier Than The Sahara" get a fair crack at the headline whip? Or is the Sahara just not that sunny?
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Jassy Davis 22h
Replying to @rainybayblog
No one would believe it
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Jassy Davis Apr 19
I think this is the first time anyone has ever suggested I know my shit about anything. I will be pleased about this all day
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Jassy Davis Apr 19
Lunch al fresco in the staff canteen. Gnocchi, purple asparagus, roast cherry toms and a pesto…
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Jassy Davis Apr 18
Happy night! We’re celebrating spring, which is mainly rhubarb flavoured
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Space at 61 (Peckham) Apr 16
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Jay Rayner Apr 17
Virulent anti Semitism to the left of us; the obscenity of the Windrush scandal to the right. Stuck in the middle with... sod all. This has been a monstrously depressing day.
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Jassy Davis Apr 17
Every time I think: "Well, this Prime Minister can't be worse than the last Prime Minister," a new Prime Minister comes along and is just so much worse. The bar is now so low we have to dig to find it.
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Sarah Mackie Apr 17
Jesus. Less than six months after becoming Home Secretary, Theresa May presided over the destruction of Windrush disembarkation cards.
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Jassy Davis Apr 17
"Tastes better than it looks!"
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Jassy Davis Apr 16
Replying to @chrispople
Jumbled text meme: The movie poster is kind of a pun on that meme and the film's plot (whether or not ghosts exists/whether people chose to see them or not). Still not seeing the film though, as I don't do jump scares. Too weedy.
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Jassy Davis Apr 16
Replying to @chrispople
You know the movie's slogan is "The brain sees what it wants to see." The poster is covered in words with a few letters switched round, because your brain automatically reshuffles the letters so you can read the word. it see what it wants, not what is there.
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Victoria Coren M. Apr 16
This is just brilliant and heartfelt rhetoric from . My grandparents came here too. If we’re not British, I don’t know what we are.
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🍸 Apr 15
Replying to @oscarewilde
that one time Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, a notorious shit stirrer who lived for drama, apparently sent an anonymous message to a group of his friends that read “We are discovered, flee immediately.” One of whom actually did and was never seen again
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Jassy Davis Apr 15
That divorce is going to be MESSY
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Jassy Davis Apr 15
Why would Will not be buying the new laptop?
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Jassy Davis Apr 15
Replying to @ginandcrumpets
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Jassy Davis Apr 15
Oh god, oh no. Oh no. Harrison no
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Jassy Davis Apr 15
Replying to @Eggstones
He's making a list He's checking it twice Gonna decide who's naughty or nice Brian Aldridge is coming to town
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