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Geoff Shorts
I used to write a predictable blog about Twitter stats and fluoride.
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Geoff Shorts 7 Mar 18
Ha! This is true :)
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Geoff Shorts 25 Feb 18
Replying to @SaphoraSmith
sure, done. Sorry about the delay: don't tweet as much as I used to.
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Geoff Shorts 30 Sep 16
Replying to @valeriekeefe
by all means feel free to round to the nearest thousand.
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Geoff Shorts 30 Sep 16
Replying to @valeriekeefe
how much money have you raised for your cause by arguing with strangers on different continents for favouriting a tweet?
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Geoff Shorts 30 Sep 16
Replying to @valeriekeefe
no caffeine after 7pm and good, thick curtains. Sleep like a log - thanks for asking!
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Geoff Shorts 29 Sep 16
Replying to @valeriekeefe
is this some sort of performance art you're doing?
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Geoff Shorts 27 Sep 16
can't take credit I'm afraid - that was .
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Geoff Shorts 10 Sep 16
crew on FR46 were a delight. Especially Edson. Really went above and beyond for customers. Infectious energy and enthusiasm!
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Geoff Shorts 8 Sep 16
Replying to @catspjs13
I reckon Robin Hood would have preferred darts :-P
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Geoff Shorts 8 Sep 16
Replying to @catspjs13
I think there was something else about it being considered theft. Can't remember. Nice walk today!
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Geoff Shorts 8 Sep 16
Invalidates Dublin Bus's insurance. RT : why didn't drivers allow commuters on for free for duration?
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Geoff Shorts 7 Sep 16
Replying to @amyplify
ditto on both fronts! Hart's Corner for me.
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Geoff Shorts 7 Sep 16
Replying to @elessar83
also an Irish prolifecampaign follower called Ken.
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Geoff Shorts 7 Sep 16
Replying to @elessar83
morning! Tricky, unless they choose to release stats. Lots of pro choicers sharing it so will be mostly Irish.
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Geoff Shorts 6 Sep 16
Replying to @natural20
thanks! Fun writing it. Might reuse the character, been trying to write women better.
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Geoff Shorts 6 Sep 16
Replying to @natural20
thanks for the retweet!
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Geoff Shorts 6 Sep 16
The Kiss: a tale of murder, revenge, and hiccups. six minute read.
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Geoff Shorts 6 Sep 16
Those with a particularly dull commute may enjoy this new short story, The Kiss:
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Geoff Shorts retweeted
Veronica Walsh 4 Sep 16
This is quite astonishing. undercover video of a supposed 'abortion advice counsellor' scaring a client.
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Geoff Shorts 2 Sep 16
Replying to @suzybie
this is the wrong thing to focus on but I misread that as the Bishop of Gotham. Slightly disappointed.
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