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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Chris B. Brown 5h
Florida man buys truck load of fireworks, injures hand
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Gene Weingarten 2h
To: Your websites should NOT be the last place to acknowledge a serious fireworks injury to Jason Pierre-Paul. Grow a pair.
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Gene Weingarten 4h
Geez. Sauteed bok choy is great.
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Gene Weingarten 12h
I would never even consider putting chocolate syrup on steak. Now, MAPLE syrup, just a little drizzle, if no one could see me do it ...
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Gene Weingarten 12h
I am afraid someone is going to make me do a "juice cleanse," whatever that is.
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Gene Weingarten 13h
I don't think this guy has a shot.
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Gene Weingarten 13h
I joined Twitter 7 years ago today. At this rate, by 2194 I will have one tenth of the followers that Snooki has now.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 4
Yep, Cait Gibson did a story on that. I don't get it.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 4
"Eva Longoria." "Evan Longoria" Obviously, there is a God b/c that's some serious intelligent design stuff right there.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 4
Jews. They're, like, EVERYWHERE.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 3
This is an odd but good story. Lotta middle aged virgins in Japan.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 3
I am trying to decide if Murphy, at 9, could beat Jacoby Ellsbury around the bases. At 5, no question. Probably by 40 feet.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 1
Look at that face. Eovaldi is ... Eeyore.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 1
Of course.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 1
I'm a little late to this Jim Carrey thing. Do we think substances were involved? (Not neurotoxins.)
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Gene Weingarten Jul 1
This is among the most moving things you'll ever see.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 1
THESE WOMEN WERE NOT "WORKING ON CARS."
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snarky red whiteblue Jul 1
where do you store them then? we need solutions not stop signs!
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Gene Weingarten Jul 1
Important tip to celebs: Do not take selfies of your a-hole and store them on the cloud.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 1
Miami Herald today: "Ripe mango in the road leads to shots fired at a vehicle" AND "Florida woman finds unknown dead woman inside her SUV"
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