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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten 2h
Trump once dreamed of a show about him as a builder. Here's an actual scene from the pilot script, acted by Wapo.
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Gene Weingarten 3h
This is from August. It hurts me to read it now.
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Gene Weingarten 3h
I am very discombobulated by how you spell your first name.
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Gene Weingarten 3h
The 49ers have a safety named Jaquiski Tartt.
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Gene Weingarten 5h
Yes. Well expressed.
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Gene Weingarten 5h
Are we at the point where climate-change denial, practiced by a policymaker, amounts to a crime against humanity?
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Gene Weingarten 7h
I'm exhausted by Trump already.
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Gene Weingarten 8h
What? I was just lying here when this couch fell on me.
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Gene Weingarten 8h
Yes. This is a good boy. Nothing to see here.
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Gene Weingarten 8h
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Gene Weingarten 8h
Lost in the usual listings of Trump's ugly traits: (immature, thin-skinned, etc.) is one overwhelming one. He's mean. Nasty, nasty guy.
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Gene Weingarten 9h
We understand that he is a loose cannon of a nature the world has not seen, ever, right? Even Hitler had a Plan.
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Gene Weingarten 9h
Word-find puzzles are the Donald Trump of puzzling: Infantile, obvious, and disproportionately popular among the undereducated.
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Gene Weingarten 9h
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Gene Weingarten 9h
It's filled with slant rhyme. Most work!
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Gene Weingarten 10h
Wow. Here is a late Christmas prescient.
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Gene Weingarten 10h
Sorry, 'kette. This faux inaug poem is not "bad," exactly. it lies ludicrously, but meter & word use show skill.
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Gene Weingarten 10h
Barnaby answers to his name. I do not believe he & I will achieve anything more meaningful during this cat's remaining 17 years on Earth.
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Gene Weingarten 10h
Alert: This is fake of some sort. There will be no inaugural poem. But it is deliciously terrible.
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Gene Weingarten Jan 17
"Harrier." I demand satisfaction.
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