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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 22
Can anyone explain today's Rhymes With Orange?
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Gene Weingarten Apr 21
Replying to @bethanyshondark
Bris is day eight, right? I am computing.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 21
Hey, this is interviewing . Remember Cait? I love her.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 21
The terrific interviews the amazing right here.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 21
Replying to @bethanyshondark
I am hoping you will give birth tonight and the healthy, brilliant baby will not be named Madison, Maddyssyn, etc. L'chaim.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
Are you related to either Jessica or Lesley?
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
What are the odds that Jason Chaffetz is leaving congress voluntarily, without any upcoming scandal?
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
they didn't include me! Let's prove them instantly wrong. Go into the bathroom and flush the toilet NOW.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
Q:, Mr. owner, have you come up with a name for your new basdeball team? A: yeah, I thought we'd name 'em after the color of their socks.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
Wow. In a tweet about O'Reilly, I see i labelled his supporters as "stupic." I am half proud of this.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
this is for . Go with it, young man.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
There is going to be some urine flung.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
This is the best post of the last 11 years.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
I once wrote O'Reilly was "as funny as an aneurysm." He confirmed this by by warning the Wapo that he had dirty stuff on us. Bad Hombre.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 20
I am going to miss O'Reilly. I used to watch him to remind myself how stupic and gullible and shitbuckety we are.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 19
How does Neil P. Harris pull off this disappearance and reappearance?
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Gene Weingarten Apr 19
I feel if my name was Dimitri, everything would have gone better for me.
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Gene Weingarten Apr 18
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Gene Weingarten Apr 18
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