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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten 12h
And Groucho!
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Gene Weingarten 13h
That's weird! My ancestors are Jewish, and he is also a tuchus. And a schmuck.
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Gene Weingarten 13h
Hey, dude. How have things been going for the last 43 years?
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Gene Weingarten 13h
My birthday is the same as Mahatma Gandhi's, and we are alike in so many other ways. We both spoke English, for example. And were beloved.
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Gene Weingarten 13h
And I have a very strong feeling that this is with his approval and cooperation.
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Gene Weingarten 13h
It was a Massacree.
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Gene Weingarten 13h
The Hillary Massacre bounce: 538 already shows separation. She's up 5 from yesterday.
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Gene Weingarten 13h
Ambush? Newt, it was a poison pill that your guy idiotically ate.
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Gene Weingarten 19h
Yes. My favorite GIF of all time. Today, it brought a tear. Look at that joy.
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Gene Weingarten 19h
Do you think I consider Ms. Clinton, 67, to be a girl? I am 64. I respect women.
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Gene Weingarten 19h
Well, yes. Do you not think that I was using "girl" as a taunt?
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Gene Weingarten 19h
I like you, personally. Admire, actually. I am your personal fan base, and I am loyal.
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Gene Weingarten 19h
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Gene Weingarten 19h
It is to get his goat. No one who knows me thinks I talk like that.
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Gene Weingarten 20h
And if my aunt had balls ....
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Gene Weingarten 20h
You were beaten like a rug. By a girl. You are toast, you tiny-fingered playground bully who was BEATEN BY A GIRL.
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Gene Weingarten 20h
The alt-right, and Trump. Scary. (Alert: Contains "Adolph" Hitler and "nothing could be further from the truth.")
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Gene Weingarten Sep 27
Honestly, just look at your avatar. You are such a shoena maidele I can't even begin ...
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Gene Weingarten Sep 27
Darlin, you are Jewish. And I love you for it.
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Gene Weingarten Sep 27
The chat begins at noon. The chat intro is out now and my GOD is it trenchant.
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