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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten 10h
(It creeps me out, too.)
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Gene Weingarten 10h
Grampus! Grampus!
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Gene Weingarten 11h
Yes. Late, but yes.
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Gene Weingarten 11h
Sorry, I see we have discussed this already!
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Gene Weingarten 11h
Wow. Hastert! An abused lady?
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Gene Weingarten 11h
Man, this case of the Barstow CA black pregnant woman arrest? Horrifying. Both police officers need to be fired immediately.
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Gene Weingarten 11h
Never seen an ad campaign like "THAT's not a Buick." Buick is essentially saying "our cars have always been boring crap."
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Gene Weingarten 14h
. persimmon is brilliant. You win.
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Gene Weingarten 14h
Idea for a brain stumper on a kid's place mat at a fast-food restaurant: Q: Who is the bigger a-hole, Kim Jong Un or Donald Trump?
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Gene Weingarten 15h
I need a rhyme for "women" other than swimmin' and slimmin' and rimmin' and Jim 'n and skimmin'.
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Gene Weingarten 15h
I have already written the winning caption for #2. The Empress will clearly choose it. "The F--- Stops Here."
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Gene Weingarten 16h
Yes, a brilliant puzzle. I JUST got it. I understood the gimmick and hour ago, but just done now.
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Gene Weingarten 17h
Suggestion to Texas pols who want to be taken even semi-seriously nationally when interviewed about Jade Helm: Lose the goofy hats.
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Gene Weingarten 19h
It was awful. For one thing, you can't play 40 seconds, have the band's egos bruised, then unmask everyone. It's LameLameLame.
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Gene Weingarten 19h
I just wrote the winning caption to #2. "The F--- Stops Here."
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Ben Greenman 20h
I wonder if any new letters will make their debut in the Spelling Bee tonight.
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Gene Weingarten 20h
This is approximately the best thing in the world.
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Gene Weingarten 21h
Disagree. It's a positive sign. There's&now clearly a fight, & humanity/enlightenment will win. This helps define the terms.
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Gene Weingarten 22h
This is great. Sally Ride, men, and Tampons In Space. tx,
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Gene Weingarten May 27
I'm fine with Richard! No beef at all !
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