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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten 7h
It is possible you have an irony deficiency.
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Gene Weingarten 7h
Well, I guess I do, but do you really conclude that from my claiming to be FASTER than Yeats?
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Gene Weingarten 7h
I commit rapidfire doggerel.
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Gene Weingarten 7h
As a poet, I am WAAAY the hell faster than Yeats.
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Gene Weingarten 8h
Madam mayor, I am counting the days until you overtake me in followers. You need the occasional joke. May I give you some?
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Gene Weingarten 9h
Don't see how u can take a law whose sole purpose is to legalize discrimination & rewrite it in a way that somehow prevents discrimination.
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Gene Weingarten 12h
Disagree. By arguing that it does not elevate the issue, you underscore that to many, it might; ergo, you prove the case.
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Gene Weingarten 14h
Right, but they moved him under a standard seat to protect him from additional gunfire.
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Gene Weingarten 17h
YAY. The chat intro is out. It's long! You will be entertained. Read it now.
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Gene Weingarten 17h
For those who had trouble seeing the original cartoon in the first poll, the problem should be fixed.
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Gene Weingarten 18h
We chat at noon. Take the polls now! Intro posted in an hour: I talk about the day I almost quit The Post, and why.
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Gene Weingarten Mar 30
I am going to try to sow trouble; create public confusion between The Blaze and The Blade.
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Gene Weingarten Mar 30
Good God. A man employed by Glenn Beck, sharing my last name. I may obtain a cease and desist order.
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Gene Weingarten Mar 30
This makes me think of the fine Garrett Morris-Chevy Chase skit in which he was a deaf interpreter.
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Gene Weingarten Mar 30
Full chat tomorrow. Meanwhile, take the polls. One gets you deep into a taste decision about my column on Sunday.
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Gene Weingarten Mar 29
I just discovered that Randi Weingarten has been arrested. Is there nothing this woman won't do to be more famous than I am?
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Gene Weingarten Mar 29
I will never be as important as Jesus of Nazareth OR Sigmund Freud OR Albert Einstein, to name just a few Jews of note.
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Gene Weingarten Mar 29
It's a six.
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Gene Weingarten Mar 29
On latest what?
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Gene Weingarten Mar 29
Yep, exactly. As hackwork a theme as you can imagine.
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