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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
And then I would resign.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
What would happen if someone who he totally trusts -Ivanka?- were able to convince Trump that he looks exactly like the utter idiot he is?
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
SPOILSPORT. JERK POTATO. FART KNOCKER.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
You know what is really funny? Everyone predicted all of this, as a joke, about six months ago.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
If everything I am reading is true, everyone needs to die immediately.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
Kiss the Little Lady on the tip of the nose, for me. She deserves it.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
"RESIGN" is an anagram for its opposite, "RE-SIGN."
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
I have an amazing anagram observation that I an going to make in one minute. Gather friends and family around your computer.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
I just want to say that my last ten minutes of tweets represents the pinnacle of Twitter, to date. I now resign immediately.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
Jared and Ivanka need to fire everyone around them, and then resign immediately.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
All unborn children of current or future government officials need to resign immediately.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
I resign, effective immediately. So does Murphy.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
Memo to America: Resign. Now.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
You need to resign immediately. Everyone does.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
This is simply too much. Everyone at every level of government and the private sector needs to resign immediately.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
Every head needs to roll. If Trump had a dog, even the dog's head.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
DOWNHILL IS GOOD. UPHILL IS BAD. WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT, PEOPLE.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
Do NOT name your child "Gruntcakes." She will never forgive you for it.
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Gene Weingarten Jul 21
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