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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten 2h
This makes me sad. Is nothing immune to political dissection? What does this have to do with left v. right?
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Gene Weingarten 4h
Sorry about this. It ends well.
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Gene Weingarten 22h
For the next two months my goal is to get Trump to stupidly retweet me. Just putting this out there.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 25
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
you are the person two whom I have sent a direct message.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
People just offered to sell me meat off the back of a truck. They seemed shocked that I was passing up this opportunity.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
Okay, that made me laugh out loud.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
I have decided to run for supreme court justice. Anyone know where to file the papers, etc?
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
Also, should have a chat. It should be named, without elaboration, "Shroeder's Chat."
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
I am going to invent a machine that just destroys copy. You feed copy into it and it mangles everything. It will be called the Shroder.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
DON'T GET INTO AMARETTO IT WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
Wow. If you have not seen Chas Blow pound a black Trump apologist, you must.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
They shouldn't have used the kid's photo. Should have been some symbol.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
And you are, my good man.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
Looking for a Wikipedia editor. Actually affiliated with Wiki. Can you email me at gene.weingarten (at) Tx.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
Old white men dancing.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
Schumer rhymes with humor.
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Gene Weingarten Aug 24
Floor pudding.
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