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Gene Weingarten
Washington Post columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. My tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten 9m
Dan was in a Herald photo shoot about toy guns. He was 1 1/2, in a diaper, surrounded by guns. He kept sticking the barrels in his mouth.
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Gene Weingarten 53m
Did anyone have any bizarre issues this morning with Microsoft Word, on a Mac?
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Gene Weingarten 3h
That is a good alternative. Or "both of whoms hairs were wet."
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Gene Weingarten 3h
How about dealing with real questions, Monty. Is it pronounced ribbled or RYE-bald?
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Gene Weingarten 3h
You writers. Always clueless: "At the pool, I met Jessica, whose hair was wet, and Emily, whose hair was wet."
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Gene Weingarten 3h
Replying to @eaj1257
That was my point.
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Gene Weingarten 3h
Am in possession of a pamphlet arguing that JFK was shot twice, once by a Secret Service agent (throat) and once (the kill shot) by Jackie.
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Gene Weingarten 4h
We are in fine hands. Small ones, to be sure. OK, that might be the problem. Please everyone tell the guy how big his hands are. So big!
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Gene Weingarten 5h
Gee willikers, you make one little anachronistic mistake in language & suddenly, Katie bar the door, everyone's calling you an old fud.
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Gene Weingarten 18h
Sorry. I just told it, via DM, to an old friend -- a gent with ribald tastes -- and he is still in shock. He can so attest if he wants.
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Gene Weingarten 20h
Yeah, she is Platelet Woman.
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Gene Weingarten 20h
If u lined up all platelets has donated last few years they'd reach from the Wapo bldg to 1/4 block away. Those things are TINY.
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Gene Weingarten 21h
Replying to @hoosiertar
WAAAY worse than that one.
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Gene Weingarten 21h
Just heard a joke that made me cough coffee (coughee) all over. If I tell it to u, HR officers will throw me into the street. & I'm at home.
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Gene Weingarten 22h
I am reliably informed that I should be sincerely apologizing today, so I am. I have done wrong by you, and I regret it & ask forgiveness.
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Gene Weingarten 23h
Crap! He hasn't blocked me yet.
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Gene Weingarten 23h
This is real dignified, Newt.
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Gene Weingarten 23h
What if Mike McDock and his lady wound up using in vitro fertilization to have male babies??? There might be a lot more than just 1, now.
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Gene Weingarten Sep 20
Replying to @LauraMLippman
sent you a DM. No offense intended.
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Gene Weingarten Sep 20
I am not at liberty to discuss the whos.
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