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Gene Weingarten
WaPo columnist, epistemologist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor, aptonymetrician. Tweets represent ONLY the views of The Post. Personally, I disavow them.
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Gene Weingarten 24h
WE CHAT. AT NOON. MEANWHILE, HERE IS THE ASTOUNDING INTRO, INCLUDING A MAJOR CHAT INSTAPOLL. (HINT, "CHAT" IS A FRENCH ENTENDRE.)
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Gene Weingarten Jun 18
I can't wait!
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Gene Weingarten Jun 14
No batter has ever looked worse that Giancarlo Stanton just did. He struck out on a wild pitch and a pitch in the dirt.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 14
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Gene Weingarten Jun 14
Dear makers of cocktail sauce: Why not just make it ALL horseradish, while you are at it?
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Gene Weingarten Jun 14
Because that is how CNN operates. They think this provides balance.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 14
This is the most important observation ever made, and I just made it: Cats mythologize their lives.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 13
Best newspaper name ever: The Sedalia (Ark.) Weekly Bazoo
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Gene Weingarten Jun 12
WE CHAT AT NOON HERE. The intro is out, now. Please submit questions.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
He meant "stupid" but misspelled it.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
Replying to @bjornbert
are you sure it's europe and not just our paywall?
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
Replying to @petersagal
Peter, you are confusing me. Your retweeting the cartoon suggests you think using begging the question SHOULD be usable to mean "demanding the question...." That's what the toon means, no? That we're being too prescriptive.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
Orgasmic news: We chat tomorrow, and we do it here. Send in questions.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
Changing ihop to ihob is a:
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
I predict "iHob" is going to be reversed within a week.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
Changing Ihop to Ihob is probably the worst corporate retail decision since New Coke.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
Home schooling is bad.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
Bulls--t. Tim was never a teenager.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
I have learned exclusively that there is a baseball player named "Wilmer Difo." More on this as it develops.
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Gene Weingarten Jun 11
Replying to @KhrissBliss1
I am not sure it is possible to stab a mass murderer of millions in the back.
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