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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops
Comp Soc Sci PhD; 15 yrs -free; Frequent Shitposter — basically a digital didgeridoo; Burrito enthusiast. Working on social mediums. Slowly going DWeb.
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Jordan L. Perkins 5h
Why am I online at 3AM again: A Memoir
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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops 5h
Aquarium is Greek for Monterey Bay Aquarium.
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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops 6h
Color Out Of Space was FUCKED up.
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IldhaXQgYW5kIEhvcGUi 13h
Replying to @Aelkus
the article describes installing alexas in hallways and that's already kind of a reach. the idea of alexa in student *bedrooms* is totally nuts
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Thunder Toad 21h
Replying to @_grendan
Why the hell do they need a spy monkey if they have half a dozen 4K cameras capturing every angle of this trauma?!
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Brendan O'Connor 22h
What the fuck man
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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops 13h
The back bathrooms are not working now either so we are not taking off. I can’t help but feel like this tweet is the cause of the fault.
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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops 14h
Replying to @Aelkus
Shit taking off — to be continued because this is my jam
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Replying to @Aelkus
[last week at tech conference] Stranger: “Oh I know you from twitter. I love your posts!” Me: “Thanks! I appreciate it.” Stranger: “Do you really have a PhD though?” Shit like that helps me take myself less seriously. That and the bunnies, obv.
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Replying to @freemancrouch
🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Replying to @Aelkus
Also — while I’m in no way comparable — I do appreciate how much more attention my endlessly vapid shitposts get compared to my serious ones. It’s the weirdest form of grounding.
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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops 14h
Oddly enough, this is what first brought me to twitter...
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Replying to @Aelkus
I think success begets reinforcement that makes the successfuls’ understanding of that subtlety vanish real damn fast
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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops 14h
We can’t leave because apparently the first class bathroom isn’t working. That’s an absolutely genuine problem but between my hang over and the woman behind me who has been on her phone for 35 fucking minutes, my immediate reaction involved visions of guillotines.
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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops 14h
Replying to @visakanv
I enjoyed this for,,,no identifiable reason
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nicole 14h
Replying to @nwilliams030
Emulating video game walk is extremely popular on tiktok
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(wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops 14h
“I mean, what did you all expect?”
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wint but Al 14h
if you think that my use of the word "shit" in a tweet is bad, youre wrong. i use it to make a point. i use it to elevate my brand
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Sur ☾ 20h
invited a guy over for wine night yesterday and what does my drunk ass do? whip out a failed injector plate and start explaining rocket engines 🥴😅
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