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What duck? 7h
Replying to @hotincleveland
Some things are open modified hours, some are closed, it's a fiddly sort of day.
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What duck? 8h
imagining the brief policy conference backstage. 'it's a direct quote' 'he is President, after all'
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What duck? 8h
Replying to @theangelremiel
emotionally, season 1 is somewhere between Night Vale 'quirky radio show' and Red Dwarf 'this submarine is terrible'
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What duck? 8h
Replying to @hotincleveland
I'm not gonna blame anyone because these are clearly tiny people with no control, I rly just question how anyone manages parenting.
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What duck? 8h
Replying to @theangelremiel
oh yeah it's not like that. There's a main character who talks like a TV Tropes page, but that's just his quirk, he likes pop culture.
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What duck? 8h
Replying to @theangelremiel
it's a nice neat 4 seasons and I love it a whole lot. It has really good original music, too.
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What duck? 8h
Replying to @Jaradel_
So we can't hold it early, and also we get Steny Hoyer saying 'ehhh there's an election I don't feel like doing my job'
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What duck? 8h
Replying to @Jaradel_
Yeah I don't mean term limits, those are neutral-to-good. Fixed terms (we just introduced them here) mean the election is fixed in 2020
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What duck? 8h
Replying to @geeoharee
come have your life changed by a spaceship full of cross people who have run out of toothpaste
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What duck? 8h
also they're not all Two Bros Chat About Shit, some of them are ~WOLF 359~
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What duck? 8h
I like ... both? I spend a lot of time on buses with nobody I want to talk to, or who wants to talk to me? podcasts r good
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Helen Zaltzman Apr 17
Tell you what’s tedious and samey - people who hate podcasts getting paid to write about how they hate podcasts. This writer is a music critic. Where’s my commission for 2000w on how all music sucks because I once heard a David Guetta song I didn’t like?
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James Yorke 8h
BBC 10pm news literally just read out Trump's quote: "I'm fucked" and I think that's the first time i've ever heard "fuck" deliberately used on a BBC News (or any) report. Jon Sopel for the win: turns out we're adults.
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Crowsa Luxemburg Apr 17
TEEN DYSTOPIA VOICE: we have banned emotions POPULATION: this seems like a thing that is both desirable and possible to do SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WHO IS PRETTY BUT NOT PRETTY PRETTY BUT NOT LIKE UGLY EITHER: hold on a sec
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What duck? 8h
I am not 'with autism'. it is not a topping
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What duck? 8h
fixed-term parliaments / presidents are a bloody awful idea
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Crowsa Luxemburg 8h
remember when Obama wasn't allowed to appoint a SC judge because we were "only" 1 year out from an election? Now it's not worth impeaching trump b/c there's only 18mo left assuming linear progression, by 2082 this period will be 4 years long
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Bas Bleu Bookseller 9h
Now know what to call the cat that keeps hanging out on the front porch. 🐱 
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Jamison Foser 8h
Replying to @jamisonfoser
Any member of Congress who says *three months into a two-year term* that Congress shouldn’t do something because voters can weigh in on it in *a year and a half* should resign immediately.
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What duck? 9h
what the pluperfect fuck
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