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Mr I like my Ressentiment Nov 27
CBD guy: yeah theres this ingredient in weed that you cant feel if it's working, and you cant tell if it's even there and it doesnt do anything , but it basically cures all diseases Me: I'd like to purchase it from a trusted vendor such as a gas station or vape store
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Yay!
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oh, I'm sorry, I only know European birds! but soft fruit are delicious to almost everybody
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Replying to @geeoharee
the demise of these snails is clearly breaking that poor man's heart and it is such a tiny part of the overall picture. fucking hell.
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"He was calling for a mate, and there wasn’t a mate for him on the entire planet."
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people lie about this a lot. And some of them probably believe the lies, confabulation is very powerful.
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'Hey Bozza, bet you can't manage to be weird and offensive with just your FUCKING SOCKS'
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Replying to @JackAndAHat
shit. :\ good luck.
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Matt Leys 6h
"Oh don't be silly no-one will notice the oh fucking hell"
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Replying to @JoBrodie
I haven't seen it but I have way more fun at a movie when I'm not doing the auditory equivalent of 'squinting' to catch every line :)
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bog hag union Jun 24
retweet to support this iconic genderless worm couple
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What duck? 6h
hooray!
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SadFaceOtter 11h
“This week I have been mostly painting, BUSSES”
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Replying to @mikewasson
yeah - not the value itself - I think that's what the Tesco twitter person was told, though. bit of a game of telephone
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Replying to @CuroLacuna
I'm glad it didn't make it to the screen, it's funnier to imagine
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Replying to @mikewasson
it's not the Julian calendar per se, it's Julian Day Number
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Pete Firman 17h
Every now and then it’s nice to remember this Orangutan’s reaction to some sleight of cup.
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Phil Rosenthal 7h
On this dedicated day for Anthony Bourdain, we send love and respect for his gigantic contribution and influence in the world of food, travel and human connections. Love and Peace to you, Mr. Bourdain.
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Replying to @JackAndAHat
yeah so long as it's *possible* to tag fics correctly I'm not so worried.
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