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Gap Of Gods
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Gap Of Gods 7 Nov 17
you dream because when you're accused of something it lets you convincingly claim not to know what is imaginary and what is real
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
Replying to @GapOfGods
i am on brand, both my own and other people's
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
there are desires nothing on earth can satisfy. for example: cooling computers below 3K. therefore, god is a black hole.
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
Replying to @GapOfGods
the evolutionary tree is inhabited by evolutionary monkeys who relate to other species according to the evolutionary evolutionary tree
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
humans may have come down from the trees, but when will they come down from the evolutionary tree?
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
the earth is a statue built to honour an alien philanthropist named the vast fleshball
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
ghosts aren't affected by gravity. instead of continuing to orbit the sun, they float away in a straight line.
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
dying and becoming a ghost because you're too angry about becoming a ghost to die
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
Replying to @admittedlyhuman
it's good to be prepared for a wide variety of metaphysical surprises
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
after the war, earth will know a long period of peace, the so-called "Pax Extinctica"
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
soft epiphenomena can have effects on other things, but there are forces conspiring to make every such effect irrelevant
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
a religion that believes god always does the right thing, unless you pray to him, in which case he does what you pray for
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
the long march as a rehearsal for the eternal september
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Gap Of Gods 16 May 17
that which contains even that which contains it
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Gap Of Gods 27 Feb 17
work hard, play hard, travel back in time to kill hitler and prevent aktion reinhard
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Gap Of Gods 9 Dec 14
Replying to @Meaningness
nelson goodmandela is notable for his struggle for the equality of south africa's blite and whack populations
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Gap Of Gods 18 Feb 17
Replying to @sarahdoingthing
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Gap Of Gods 12 Feb 17
Replying to @postinfarction
also, it's because god lives in gaps
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Gap Of Gods 12 Feb 17
Replying to @postinfarction
same evolutionary reason as why landscapes are pretty, but for large empty caves
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Gap Of Gods 8 Feb 17
the entire bee movie, but every time they say bee, the viewer attains the beatific vision
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