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Muffy S. Pumpkins
Leader of the Hamburger Helper people. Satanist. Insult Queen. Daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed. Check out my volunteer work:
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 9h
I gotta go to bed, I can’t be getting all excited about a new Walton Goggins movie, EVEN IF HE IS SPECTACULAR IN EVERYTHING
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 9h
Replying to @Rederanged2
He’s a Brad Dourif level actor. His performances are hypnotic and unique and everything great and wonderful.
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @Rederanged2
Walton Goggins is pure gold in everything. He’s always at the top of my list of favorites.
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @Rederanged2
WHAT!!!
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Are you saying we are
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Hi, when I was 12 years old a guy masturbated at the public library while staring at me. I just dropped everything and found the nearest pay phone so I could get a ride home ASAP
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @ultradamno
I’m sure she will be at home and send her double
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KXAN News 10h
Democrat MJ Hegar raised $14 million from July-September, doubling the $7.2 million fundraising haul by incumbent Republican Sen. John Cornyn.
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @ultradamno
Tiny use of microphone.
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Jacob Soboroff 13h
BREAKING: Lawyers say they can't find the parents of 545 migrant children separated by the Trump administration. With .
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @ultradamno
I think it came up as a non starter
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @altonbrown
Now I’m really jealous about these convection ovens.
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @BeezleMcFly
I did. I don’t remember being wowed by it like a lot of others were, but I do tend to gravitate toward kooky 80s stuff.
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @Darathus
Okay, so banana split but with Fruity Pebbles on top!
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @SammyHain
My mom sent me a mini Christmas tree that is black and she sent me a bunch of Nightmare Before Christmas ornaments 💜
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 10h
Replying to @ItsMeDeaner
MY BABY!
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Mother Jones 10h
An anonymous juror in Breonna Taylor's case says the grand jury was not given the option of indicting the officers for murder or homicide, even if they had wanted to.
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 11h
Replying to @leet_muffin
That’s exactly what I told her!
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 11h
These read like the Scientology hate letters when they go after someone (with no leg to stand on)
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Muffy S. Pumpkins 11h
Replying to @brandmed
It’s gotta be coming soon!
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