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Jonesy Jan 17
She once said I looked cute in glasses. After that I wore them all the time.
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YIKES! Man's Horrific Experience Explains Why You Shouldn't Stifle A Sneeze - HuffPost
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Jonesy Jan 17
Jonesy live from North Hollywood Thursday night. DM me for deets.
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Jonesy Jan 16
"A work of art is good if it has arisen out of necessity." - Rilke
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Jonesy Jan 13
I'm grateful I wasn't born to a mother that wears camouflage on a regular and ISNT in the military. #
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Jonesy Jan 13
Watching NFL is now like watching CSI. "We're taking a timeout while we dust the pile-on for the running back's fingerprints."
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Jonesy Jan 13
But does having REAL PEOPLE NOT ACTORS pretending to love your shitty product actually work?
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Jonesy Jan 13
Last night at our comedy show in Orange County
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Jonesy Jan 13
I highly recommend Venice by Anderson.Paak
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Jonesy Jan 13
Does EVERY superhero film have to have the line, "I'm just gettin started."???
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Jonesy Jan 13
If Gronk is telling you not to put something in your body then you DEF should not put something inside your body cuz Gronk will chase a Jeager bomb with straight gasoline.
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Jonesy Jan 13
Quite the nightmare last night: I was about to play in a championship softball game and before it began realized I forgot my glove at home.
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Jonesy Jan 12
I think my neighbors are playing the Chinese version of Cotton Eye Joe on a very small boombox.
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Jonesy Jan 12
Tonight headlining comedy in OC.
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Jonesy Jan 12
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Jonesy Jan 11
My mom wants you to know that tonight I'm doing this comedy show in .
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Jonesy Jan 7
Dear NFL anouncers. You dont need to say that the kicker "was making them during warmups from this distance." We assume that's what warmups always entail.
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Jonesy Jan 7
I'm suspicious of any new movie critics call, "an intense ride".
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Jonesy Jan 7
Start your new year by getting in tuned with your natural self.
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Jonesy Jan 6
Ever have a yearning to rush home and play Bob Marley songs on guitar? Just me?
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