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Jonesy 15h
Pair of Adolf Hitler's underpants auctioned in United States and they're ENORMOUS!!!
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Jonesy 17h
Replying to @DavidMeadeLive
Omg I just came across this article about all the shit you're taking for this. This sucks and I'm sorry man.
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David Meade Sep 22
Just pointing out, I'm not the one predicting the end of the world tomorrow! Lol! However, when the LORD decides to come back, I'm ready.
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Jonesy 17h
Replying to @DavidMeadeKY
Bad news though, when the Lord comes back all the white people are in trouble. But you'll be ready I'm sure, haha.
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Jonesy 17h
Replying to @DavidMeadeLive
Oh, Im very sorry, man. You actually seem way too successful to be spreading that stuff, haha. Forgive me and good luck.
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Jonesy 17h
Hey, so when is the world ending again?
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Jonesy 17h
Replying to @RealDonaldTrFan
Why would they protest against white privilege? They ARE white. You are such a fucktard simpleton it's truly scary
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Jonesy 17h
Now go get yourself some Now N Laters candy and kick ass today dudes!!!
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Jonesy 17h
Yo T can I have the Super Bowl ring Mr. Kraft gave you? Big Pats fan here!!
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Jonesy 17h
Love your podcast, Mike. Mix in quality analyses with quotes from famous dead people. Love it!
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Jonesy Sep 24
I cannot afford "signature drinks".
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Jonesy Sep 24
When I pretend to make a phone call, I always say into the phone: "Im pretending to make a phone call. Yep. Pretending to call someone."
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Jonesy Sep 24
Listen to "End of the World" emergency sermon interrupts cable broadcast in California"
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Jonesy Sep 24
Listen to my segment "Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA tweets wrong help #"
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Jonesy Sep 24
I'm performing at the tonight. DM me for discount ticket info
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Jonesy Sep 23
Just heard this rap song and chorus went "I wake up, and smoke up, and count all this dough up."
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Jonesy Sep 23
I was the only comic to make the homeless lookin dude laugh tonight. Not sure if that's good?
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Jonesy Sep 23
Funnnyyyy guyssss
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Jonesy Sep 23
Funnyyyyyyy
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Fighting Chance Ryan Sep 23
Five Game Parlay Week 3! NFL picks & Steve's son Sawyer mentions
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