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Felipe Esparza
Comedian from the projects in Boyle Heights L.A. by way of Sinaloa - New special Translate This on HBO - Podcast: What's Up Fool? on iTunes & all podcast apps!
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Johnny Roque 19h
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Felipe Esparza 8h
RIP uncle Peter woooooooo!
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Felipe Esparza 13h
Replying to @SpiderG559
Yeah man see u there!
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Felipe Esparza 13h
Replying to @jstarchambers
Holiday Inn or the Omni on the beach. Avoid Bayfront at all costs. Seriously look up the yelp reviews.
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Felipe Esparza 15h
Replying to @garrycervantes @HBO
Thank you!
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Felipe Esparza 15h
There are tickets for sale still but it's about 75% sold for each show so they'll sell out soon.
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Felipe Esparza 21h
Replying to @brandy_river
There's a BCG shot for tuberculosis that looks similar. They still do that I think.
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Felipe Esparza 22h
Replying to @MirzaTheComic
I just found from a friend that was deployed to Afghanistan that he had to get one. So know he has two.
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Felipe Esparza 22h
Replying to @MirzaTheComic
Here in the USA we call herpes "fever blisters" .
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Felipe Esparza 23h
Replying to @MirzaTheComic
How about the mumps?
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Mirza Alijagic 23h
Replying to @funnyfelipe
Mine says Cannot Donate Blood (Mad Cow Disease) 😅
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Felipe Esparza 23h
Replying to @MirzaTheComic
My scar says Hecho in Mexico (Made in Mexico).
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Felipe Esparza 23h
Replying to @MirzaTheComic
Fkg torture.
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Felipe Esparza 23h
Replying to @MirzaTheComic
USA eradicated the small pox shot in 1972. So anyone born in the USA before then has the scar.
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Felipe Esparza 23h
Replying to @cschwabtweet
Anyone born in the USA before 1972 has the same scar.
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Felipe Esparza 23h
Replying to @elhatch1016
The seal of approval.
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Shut It 23h
Replying to @funnyfelipe
Yeah my Mom has a vaccination scar on her shoulder. Will you look at the gat they shot you with.
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Felipe Esparza 23h
A small pox vaccination scar always gives away your true age.
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I Am Yadira!™ Jan 22
I've waited for ever to see you live! Totally worth the wait! Hella funny 😅 I only regret not getting a picture with you
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Felipe Esparza Jan 21
Listen to me tonight at midnight on 95.5 KLOS w/ Frasier Smith.
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