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flglmn 1m
Replying to @diet__pepis
bet i'm missing out on some good twenty year old south park references
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flglmn 2m
i wonder what this was about
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John Bergmayer 8m
Subjects of a photo should probably have an implied license to do with it whatever they want
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⭐L A W C O P⭐ 3h
Dershowitz being forced to litigate the case he performatively begged Giuffre to file against him BUT ALSO blowing David Boies out of the water with the world's cheapest trick is honestly the funniest possible outcome
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Carl Beijer 10h
hahahahaha so damn petty
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flglmn 16m
Replying to @Ugarles
also christ the last thing i want is a visible tattoo that tells people how i feel about them, i have a job and a family to support
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flglmn 25m
Replying to @JordanDavisPoet
Ten Weird Mental States That You Won't Believe Shakespeare Invented (Number Nine Is "Consciousness"!)
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flglmn 29m
Replying to @vectorbae
(these are the last words of Dutch Schultz, as recorded by police, as he died of peritonitis after being shot by rival mobsters)
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flglmn 32m
is this one still running or is he one of the ones who dropped out
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flglmn 34m
Replying to @KWholesaler
serfs are just the worst
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flglmn 36m
Replying to @CharlesFinch
dangling upside down from a scaffold to paint the floor
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flglmn 1h
Replying to @flglmn
that part is a spoiler
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flglmn 1h
Replying to @flglmn
they're much happier as seals, or at least we're told they are, but the narrator is a depressed antisocial ghost with ptsd so he may be full of shit
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flglmn 1h
Replying to @flglmn
this isn't a spoiler, he tells you all this upfront
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flglmn 1h
Replying to @SleepyHead_band
I've been in a Vonnegut mood lately
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flglmn 1h
Replying to @SleepyHead_band
really? I enjoyed it
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flglmn 1h
Replying to @flglmn
over the next million years they evolve into what are basically seals. it is unclear whether senator sanders has taken this scenario into account, but certainly he does not disclose the possibility. I give him nine point 3 pinnochios
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flglmn 1h
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I just read Kurt Vonnegut's Galapagos, in which a small group of humans are through various comic misadventures marooned on an uninhabited Galapagos island during the early stages of an economic / environmental collapse that eventually kills off all human life except them
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Randbrick 1h
But what about the pre-existing audit on Trump's taxes which prevented their earlier release Surely now that we're in year 3 or 4 of that audit, they'd pick up on this very boilerplate tax/bank fraud
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flglmn 1h
Replying to @HitherToFore
it's me
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