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Mike
In theory, mostly tweeting about beer (& occasionally, music). In practice, mostly compulsively overtweeting in mockery of Donald Trump. Because he's an idiot.
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Mike 22h
One gets the sense that the Mueller Report does not exonerate Donnie of wrongdoing. There are subtle, almost imperceptible hints in his behavior.
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Mike Apr 18
Collusion! Obstruction! LOCK HIM UP!
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Mike Apr 17
Replying to @GOP
Now do one where you tell us the increase in racist, xenophobic trash.
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Mike Apr 17
Finally, a world leader that Trump can model himself after.
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Mike Apr 16
May Satan grant yours no rest at all. Oh…wait…soul? Never mind.
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Mike Apr 16
Not true. Mike Pence is a moron, but he does not fuck.
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Mike Apr 15
More concepts that too many Americans struggle to wrap their atrophied minds around.
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Mike Apr 15
Replying to @btaylorgarcia
He's beneath Mac And Tab, too, but that wouldn't stop me from making the recommendation.
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Mike Apr 15
Unfortunately, this part is as true as the rest: "That pesky phrase, 'high crimes and misdemeanors' has befuddled Americans ever since." The genuine stupidity of the people is a significant obstacle to Congress doing what is necessary & right.
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Mike Apr 15
Replying to @btaylorgarcia
Too much Fox & Friends, and not nearly enough Sesame Street. Even if he remained completely oblivious to Sesame Street's lessons about compassion and diversity, a primer in letters and numbers would do him some good.
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Mike Apr 15
Note to Donnie Trump: Just shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking asshole. You stupid fucking worthless fucking asshole. Shut the fuck up. Really, would it kill you to just shut the fuck up for once? (Because if it would, that's all the more reason for you to shut the fuck up.)
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Mike Apr 15
If the Fenway PA announcer does not refer to Rio Ruiz as Rosie Ruiz at least once today, then I don't even know why we're here.
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Mike Apr 14
Replying to @SteveMorge
Your math is wrong. 100% of you are disgusting. Put on a clean pair of socks afterwards.
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Mike Apr 14
Sounds to me like a certain someone's "as much as 10,000 points higher" on crushed & snorted Adderall right now…
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Mike Apr 14
Well, that's $30 million worth of people who should swallow a bunch of hemlock.
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Mike Apr 14
Replying to @SteveMorge
The hairspray women must be swooning.
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Mike Apr 14
Replying to @SteveMorge
What are you saying? Everyone is high on coke? And there are a bunch of white guys with perm-mullets?
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Mike Apr 14
I assumed this was all amateur bono.
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Mike Apr 13
Also, thanks both of you for chiming in. Wanted perspective from someone who's not a paid "expert," but who I trust is better versed in Constitutional issues than I am.
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Mike Apr 13
In any event, I don't care how much you look like James Earl Jones in whiteface, playing games with the Constitution makes you unfit for office – and that much more so if you are playing those games on behalf of someone who is very clearly, and beyond question, unfit for office.
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