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Mike
In theory, mostly tweeting about beer (& occasionally, music). In practice, mostly compulsively overtweeting in mockery of Donald Trump. Because he's an idiot.
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Mike 11h
Normally I can spot a liar from a mile away, but at your size, you dip under the horizon at 150 yards.
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Mike 13h
Why are you watching Gary Sanchez eat?
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Mike 14h
They eat humans.
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Mike 16h
"I can tell you this, you can’t talk that way about our country, not when I’m the president." Fortunately, you're not.
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Mike 19h
Oh, look. The Embezzler, one of the most proudly racist members of the , is too racist for the .
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Mike 20h
Good. This same purge should happen everywhere. Including Congress & the White House.
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Mike 20h
I propose a prisoner exchange. We get ASAP Rocky. They get Asshat Donnie.
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Mike 21h
Give credit: I'm not sure I've ever seen insincerity packaged in such a monotone delivery. Just another one of the employing Donnie's "I know you are, but what am I" strategy…
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Mike Jul 18
"When I was a kid, I used to have a full glass of the stuff every night before bed, and I turned out great. Probably the greatest."
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Mike Jul 18
My God. This is exactly as searing as it should be. There is nothing more or less at stake here than our very existence. Well said & .
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Mike Jul 18
Due to a typo, I failed to correctly identify as one of the , but rest assured, he, too, has chosen to endorse Trump's brazen appeal to the basest of "The Base."
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Mike Jul 18
Replying to @finedayforabeer
Please, America, stand up while there is still something left to stand for.
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Mike Jul 18
Replying to @SpeakerPelosi
When is enough enough? Please, , do not allow these to hide in the shadows any longer. Do not allow their President to subvert, pervert and destroy all that we have imperfectly strived for these last two and a half centuries. It must end.
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Mike Jul 18
Replying to @finedayforabeer
None of these , nor their Supreme Leader, should have a place in American government. None should have a place in America's public life or public discourse. They are guilty. And we are all guilty as long as we allow them to represent us.
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Mike Jul 18
And rounding out the list of are these great Americans, who spit on the graves of their immigrant ancestors every day:
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Mike Jul 18
These are some of the who tried to sell their souls, only to discover that they were already soulless ghouls:
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