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Katie Pitts
I'm a 30-something satirical blogger, trying to balance eating all the baked things with not getting more fat. I mean, that's life
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Katie Pitts 16h
As a new writer for Textbroker, it’s so exciting to get these emails 😁🤓🤩 @ Reno, Nevada
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Katie Pitts May 20
Thank you knpbchannel5 for the Amazon gift card! I can’t wait to show my students who got honorable mention for their stories! @ Reno, Nevada
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Katie Pitts May 17
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Katie Pitts May 16
Replying to @josyishere
So much stinkin fun!! 😘
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Katie Pitts May 16
Waking up to dark, stormy clouds legit puts me in the best kind of mood. I know it’s crazy, but I love me some dark weather. The weather this morning reminds me of the morning I flew into Amsterdam. We rode in a…
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Katie Pitts May 10
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Katie Pitts May 3
I really wish I could travel more often. Who wants to hire me to be a traveling humor/travel blogger/writer? 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ . . . . .
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Katie Pitts May 2
Replying to @TraciYorkWriter
Thank you for sharing!! 😘😘
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Katie Pitts Apr 30
Josy: Let’s do a cute jumping shot! Katie: 🤦🏻‍♀️🙈 @ Cleveland Dam - Lake Capilano
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Katie Pitts Apr 28
Thank you, Google Photos, for finding, out of the thousands of photos of my face, the absolute best one 🙄🤔😭 @ Reno, Nevada
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Katie Pitts Apr 25
I’m finally writing my blog post on my recent trip to British Columbia, and I officially want to go back to El Camino’s and cocktails in Queen Elizabeth Park and Josy saying “Marc” with…
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Katie Pitts Apr 24
I was driving home after work today and totally daydreaming of all of the food I miss from the U.K. I may or may not have been drooling and I probably looked like a pig in heat, but, man,…
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Katie Pitts Apr 23
Taking a quick break from dyyyyyyying. I can’t wait to share my blog post about my trip to Vancouver, where I got to meet the super lovely (and crazy fit) . Hint: I was a hot…
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Katie Pitts Apr 20
In LESS THAN TWO MONTHS 😬😬😍 this crazy lady and I are taking off on another international adventure. We only killed each other a little bit the first time, so I’m looking forward to…
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Katie Pitts Apr 19
Replying to @textbrokerUS
Thank you so much for the response. It is much appreciated. I’m happy to wait.
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Katie Pitts Apr 19
This thing was a hot mess of fried bread (kind of like a donut), Nutella, Reese’s Pieces, and straight up diabeetus and it was freaking delicious. Have you ever tried a BeaverTail?…
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Katie Pitts Apr 18
Replying to @MckayHorst
So cute!!!!
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Katie Pitts Apr 18
Have you ever done a “love lock” thing? I feel like if my dude and I ever attempted to do this we’d fight about the type of lock and then there’d be an argument about the ideal location…
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Katie Pitts Apr 18
how long does it take to get accepted? It’s been almost two months since I submitted my writing sample. I just want to know if I should stop hoping 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Katie Pitts Apr 15
Travel addict here 🙋🏻‍♀️. I can’t wait to pack my suitcase again for my next adventure. If June could get here already, that’d be great 👍🏻😬🧳
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