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Fake David Hespe
I enjoy screwing over public education while taking long walks down the shore with my hero Chris Christie. Fan of Chris Cerf & education deform.
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Fake David Hespe 19 Oct 16
I'm gonna rock educational technology. After all, I'm a master of The Tweeter.
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Fake David Hespe 29 Sep 16
Replying to @EdCommishKimmy
Nah. I will do it because I'm a real chivalrous guy. As a lawyer I know how much fun it is to be deposed.
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Fake David Hespe 9 Aug 16
After the PARCC grad requirement victory I headed down the shore to celebrate my ludicrous victory with ludicrous wings.
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Fake David Hespe 15 Jul 16
Hey Here's children's merchandise to support the new logo! John King, your job is mine.
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Fake David Hespe 11 Jun 16
As NJ Education King, I decree that all NJ U.S. History teachers must own & wear the
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Fake David Hespe 9 Jun 16
Given today's announcement, just make sure you've got plenty of $$ saved for private school tuition. You'll need it!
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Fake David Hespe 9 Jun 16
Looking forward to & unveiling their latest effort to screw over NJ's public schools. ALL DOLLARS FOR CHARTERS!
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Fake David Hespe 1 Jun 16
Wait? This Phil Murphy dude won't be a PARCC-pusher if he's elected!?!? Does this guy actually *like* public schools? Help!
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Phil Murphy 1 Jun 16
PARCC grad. reqs. only harm students. Tests must help students, not cause needless stress. Teachers should not be forced to teach to test.
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Fake David Hespe 1 Jun 16
Sadly, Gov's IT guys are the same ones who can't help us over at NJDOE figure out The Twitter.
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Fake David Hespe 4 May 16
I pointed out at the SBOE meeting that today is Star Wars Day (May the 4th Be with You), so now you know I am on the right side of history.
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Fake David Hespe 4 May 16
Replying to @FakeMarkBiedron
. Baby, you can trust me. After all, I have 40 years of experience as an educator, what else do you need to know?
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Fake David Hespe 4 May 16
Man, my minions talking about how one size fits all teaching evaluation is not a "gotcha" is boring...
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Fake David Hespe 4 May 16
Teacher Appreciation Week is the perfect time to explain to & NJSBOE how well our new evaluation system screws teachers.
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Fake David Hespe 27 Apr 16
Just another day in the office, implementing 's plans to screw over public schools...
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Fake David Hespe 22 Apr 16
We've got to burn it down to build it back up.
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Fake David Hespe 22 Apr 16
I blame need for PARCC on shitty teachers not doing their jobs. How else can we control the rabble?
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Fake David Hespe 21 Apr 16
Well @PARCCPlace & got it together. My exit plan is unaffected. We will just keep paying the contracted amounts.
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Principal Joe 20 Apr 16
Dear Parents, After hearing the testing site was down, I instructed my staff to unchain the doors and remove the children's flexcuffs.
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Fake David Hespe 20 Apr 16
Replying to @no_principals
Wait, you hadn't already kicked them out after collecting their aid $$ post-census day?
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