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Evan
My ass is bigger than your future, and my waist is as small as your dick x
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Evan Oct 31
Replying to @_Channnnnyxo
Fs
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Evan Oct 8
“They painted me out to be the bad guy” Chan-li
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Evan Aug 30
I am not an alcoholic, I’m an alcohol enthusiast
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Evan Aug 19
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Ashleigh Sage Aug 7
Waiting for the tissue
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Evan Aug 11
My friends when I’m drunk and about to get in a fight
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Evan Aug 11
Replying to @lilymvy
Me
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Evan Aug 11
Replying to @orlamoneley1
Did chantal write this
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Evan Aug 5
Replying to @amathompson_
Me 🤕
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Evan Jul 28
Women can fully carry a big ass baby for 9 months, but can’t carry their own bags
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Evan Jul 24
Replying to @_Channnnnyxo
Umm making it to your train 40 minutes late ^^
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Evan Jul 24
LITERALLYYYY
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Lucy Cranfield Jul 22
Do u ever wake up from a night of heavy drinking feeling zero regret then longer the day goes on the more embarrassed of ur actions u become
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reggie Jul 20
when Beyoncé opens the bed room door at her 100 room mansion and see that i’ve been living with her the whole time
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Evan Jul 22
Replying to @_asherwest
Me except with desperate housewives
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Evan Jul 17
Replying to @_Channnnnyxo
This is so gay when couples put stuff like this online makes me want to gouge my eyes out ffs
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Evan Jul 14
“What do you wanna be when you grow up?” Me: “A hoe.”
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MATTison Montgomery Jul 12
Absolutely stunning.
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joe Jul 10
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