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LA Turtle
evan1530breen@gmail.com
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LA Turtle Aug 11
i am a moth who just wants to share your light i’m just an insect trying to get out of the night
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LA Turtle Aug 10
suck a dick or die or sucker punch
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LA Turtle Aug 10
middle age acne
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LA Turtle Aug 8
ask if jordan gave me my hat back one more time i fckng dare u .
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LA Turtle Aug 8
how did this not age well? i would still do acid with him. come do acid with joe and i, moaning myrtle
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LA Turtle Aug 8
Replying to @killmefam
god i pee on my ballscK bc it is so saggy & my shaft is so short happy birthday kill me fam
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LA Turtle Aug 7
Replying to @caseykfrey
nice jnco’s
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LA Turtle Aug 7
true life : i dont give a Shit a abt fuck
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LA Turtle Aug 7
momma in the bathroom poppa at work happened on a sunday we shoulda went to church
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LA Turtle Aug 1
Replying to @NEDARBNAGROM
brooooo get the absolute FUCK out of LA unless it’s for work. the most toxic environment on the planet
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LA Turtle Aug 1
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LA Turtle Aug 1
my dad & i 5 years ago with vine *busts in door* “evan why are you talking to yourself again?” “im talking to my phone, dad” “jesus you’re 24 find a job get off your phone” “my job is talking to my phone”
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Big Cat Jul 31
Bring back Vine
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The H3 Podcast Jul 31
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LA Turtle Aug 1
Replying to @NEDARBNAGROM
bruv welcome to my life re: contracts
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LA Turtle Jul 30
Replying to @NoMoreDucksPls
and i loved it
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LA Turtle Jul 30
Replying to @NoMoreDucksPls
this is bringing back “6th year of college 4 AM on a Tuesday” memories
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LA Turtle Jul 30
Replying to @nick_colletti
u r
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LA Turtle Jul 30
can we get married and I just be a super supportive stay at home dad that is really good with the kids and occasionally golfs sometimes flying home to meet my mom for breakfast that she pays for?
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LA Turtle Jul 26
i wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive damn i wonder what that discography would’ve become
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