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Emily Andras
Writer of Scripts. Maker of Quips. Eater of Chips. etc.
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Emily Andras 10h
Just drop him off near a retriever, I'll pack him some granola bars.
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Emily Andras 10h
I'm SO allergic I would die ASAP but please take my son with you, he died when I showed him these photos, for REAL
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Emily Andras 10h
Replying to @emtothea
My whole house smells like Balsam Fir rn and I'm
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Emily Andras 10h
A real Christmas tree is worth it.
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Emily Andras 17h
Replying to @TheAltSource
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Emily Andras 19h
Replying to @anylaurie16
🔥
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Emily Andras 22h
Replying to @chrystadawn
How about a working website then
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Emily Andras 22h
Replying to @chrystadawn
Shoulda made more candles for fucking candle day
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Emily Andras 23h
Replying to @amygolucky69
It's what you deserve bebe, enjoy!
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Emily Andras 23h
Replying to @amygolucky69
I'm just getting the spinning wheel of death on their site but I still need 12 Evergreens halp
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Emily Andras 23h
Replying to @amygolucky69
Sweater Weather sold out immediately, I can't even talk about it
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Emily Andras 23h
Replying to @earplegalcodes
uhhhhh I feel like the second one is much worse than the first one. Sorry Kat.
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Emily Andras 23h
Replying to @drunkhaught
Well what do YOU decorate your tree with
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Emily Andras 23h
Replying to @drunkhaught
At least it's Christmas-y
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Emily Andras 23h
If you haven't felt enough despair this year try to participate in candle day at Bath and Body Works; it's 9 am and the only candle left is Hot Genoa Sandwich
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Emily Andras retweeted
Gravel Institute Dec 3
Number of citizens who lost health care coverage since the pandemic began: 14,600,000 United States 0 Australia 0 Belgium 0 Canada 0 Denmark 0 Finland 0 France 0 Germany 0 Italy 0 Japan 0 Norway 0 South Korea 0 Spain 0 UK
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mrs. claws Dec 3
i have to say i fucking LOVE the collective exhausted reaction of "can you just stop this and tell us what you want us to buy"
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Collin Dec 2
Just a reminder that these 3 women in their 70s/80s, who have been publicly scrutinized for decades for the way they look, have done more for the world this year than our government
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Emily Andras Dec 3
Girl you know my cart is PRE-LOADED and I am 110 percent serious. Gonna get me some Sweater Weather and Evergreen!
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paul rudd Dec 3
jack black is trending so im bringing this gem back
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