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Jalaj Shrivastava
IAS, Working with Govt. of India
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Jalaj Shrivastava Feb 13
Not a user maybe, but a listener I certainly am.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Feb 12
A snortful of coke does the same for some minds, too 🤣😜😉
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 30
Another category : does he know he's dead??
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 30
आपने कितना पॉलिटिकल काम किया है, इल्म है आपको??
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 30
Replying to @Bharati09
This one looks like Advt for baby diapers.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 10
Replying to @Bharati09
That's how they kept doctors away to promote local hakeems. You try ripe Duran Durans.. To keep the likes of us apple lovers away.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 10
Replying to @moonsez
Highly recommended : comedy *g Arnold Swarzenegger: "JUNIOR ". He's a Doctor, gets pregnant, with experimental hormones: opens his wardrobe full of clothes, exclaims:"but I've nothing to wear! "
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 9
Replying to @IASassociation
Totally. How can West Bengal IAS behave like Delhi police? That's a patent violation. Ask Devesh 😂😜
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 7
Replying to @vasumunish
Grateful for your kind recollection, sir.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 3
A very old tweet of mine. Updated to the extent that I'm now 57 but the deal with my nether parts still holds good.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 3
Replying to @moonsez
Guess it's good old typewritten notes signed with Kaala Bichchhu as the sender... Asking to meet alone, behind Kali pahadi ,with good old canvas holdall full of non-demonetised, random small currency but not Andaz apna apna- level chillar.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jan 2
Replying to @moonsez
You mean speak how many as in when sober??
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Jalaj Shrivastava Dec 10
Replying to @moonsez
And if you think it's Passé, look for Barolo as the new shade...
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Jalaj Shrivastava Dec 4
With you on this ma'am. Never understood why the pervs can't find happiness in other's दिल खोलके हँसी.. Esp That of a young full of life couple looking to a bright future...
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Jalaj Shrivastava Nov 25
Sunny Deol का ढाई किलो का असली हाथ तो दरअसल इस महिला के पास है 😊👍👏🙏🙏🙏
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Jalaj Shrivastava Nov 19
Did his atma wake up after the transfer? Or did he sit under some tree? Address please!!
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Jalaj Shrivastava Nov 2
The media is gullible because its their job. are we letting someone control our thoughts? Why do we believe straightaway someone's statement?
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Jalaj Shrivastava Nov 2
Reminds me of pranks we played on our younger siblings... We would touch his or her ear, move as if we're throwing it in the air, and say : तेरा कान कौवा ले गया. kids would either start crying or running, looking for that Crow... Can we not touch our ears first to verify?
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Jalaj Shrivastava Nov 1
Questing, questions... What does a cheese say when being photographed?
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 26
Replying to @himdaughter
Hee hee hee
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