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Jalaj Shrivastava
IAS, Working with Govt. of India
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Rajiv Srivastava Sep 22
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 21
Replying to @moonsez
The real cancer in public life is : honesty without integrity. Those who profess not to accept money but will do anything for power, position and status.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 19
Replying to @moonsez
I ate my words. Ok, the class built made me do it. I'm writing bestsellers now.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 16
Except, after the recent Court judgment, there's so much confusion about the definition of "box".
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 7
Well well well... Something just got legitimised... Now the wife can have twice the headache...
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 2
Replying to @Biorahul @moonsez
Specifically, three shops in Jodhpur and two in Jaipur. Period back.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 1
Exactly my point. We've become extra-sensitive, even intolerant to anything which concerns our personal beliefs... But Anthem, flag and Constitution are our collective beliefs as a Nation and a Civilization. Why do we not react as strongly??
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 30
My Constitutional right and privilege is to worship my Constitution, my flag and my Anthem. इससे पंगा न लें!!
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 30
Your freedom of expression ends where my Constitutional rights begin. Don't ever trample mine, and I won't trample yours.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 30
Replying to @Javedakhtarjadu
Although I'm from UP, ऐसी हरकतें देखकर मेरी गालियाँ भी सूख गयीं!!
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 30
Really, Sir. Hats off to your summation. Incredulous that ppl still think its NOT a holy book!
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 28
Golf Widow is so passé... Welcome to the WHATSAPP WIDOWER.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 5
Apart from Fraanship day+Teej , today Rishi Agatsya drank the entire Oceans, till the Holy Granges descended, reviving King Sagar's Sixty Thousand sons. Today is Int'l BEER DAY: so younger generations know drinking capacity of RISHI AGATSYA .ok, I just made it up 😂
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 5
I don't visit Tw so often. when I think of something original, it seems someone has already thought of it... I mean, look at my formula E=mv.v which turns out, someone called it c and got worldwide acclaim....
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 3
ताज़ा ताज़ा : फिरसे दिल ने कुछेक लम्हों को बहुत याद किया फिरसे मैंने उन कुछेक साल को भुला डाला
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Jalaj Shrivastava Aug 1
Whenever I hear "now this shit gets real" I wanna scream :What was it so far ? SH +iT ??
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jul 31
Replying to @moonsez
If so, there's your proof of life.. Plenty of hydrogen, oxygen, boron and moron.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jul 31
Someone educate me.. Didn't Gen Dyer die a natural death? Thought Shaheed UdhamSingh executed Judge Michael O'Dwyer who'd exonerated Dyer.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jul 24
Lynching poetry...
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Jalaj Shrivastava Jul 14
Replying to @ChetanSanghi
Dense and thick, dude.. And deep.
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