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Jalaj Shrivastava
IAS, Working with Govt. of India
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Jalaj Shrivastava 10h
Did his atma wake up after the transfer? Or did he sit under some tree? Address please!!
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Jalaj Shrivastava Nov 2
The media is gullible because its their job. are we letting someone control our thoughts? Why do we believe straightaway someone's statement?
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Jalaj Shrivastava Nov 2
Reminds me of pranks we played on our younger siblings... We would touch his or her ear, move as if we're throwing it in the air, and say : तेरा कान कौवा ले गया. kids would either start crying or running, looking for that Crow... Can we not touch our ears first to verify?
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Jalaj Shrivastava Nov 1
Questing, questions... What does a cheese say when being photographed?
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 26
Replying to @himdaughter
Hee hee hee
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 26
actually wonderful idea : jantar mantar congested and as decreed by Courts, can't host huge rallies or dharnas. Shouldn't CBI develop large area in front of its CGO complex?
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 23
Replying to @brijeshpandey27
One man's insanity is a another man's method.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 13
Kudos for the addition, Chetan 👍🤗
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 12
Replying to @devduttmyth
Nowhere is this starker than GK vs Chit Park. Worshipping the same Goddess, GK goes fasting while across the road, little Bengal feasts on fish.. Ilish prices treble this period.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 11
Replying to @Bharati09
As effective as ओ स्त्री कल आना??
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 11
Replying to @moonsez
Civil service and KBC aspirants invariably end up learning this word pretty early. Fyi
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 5
Salutations. 👍👍
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Jalaj Shrivastava Oct 4
Replying to @WizAndreTimmins
Yo bro 👌🤗👍💖 handsome as ever..
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 25
Replying to @DrTahirZaidi
Want this बशीर बद्र साहब?? he said this about a certain pullover...
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Jalaj Shrivastava retweeted
Rajiv Srivastava Sep 22
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 21
Replying to @moonsez
The real cancer in public life is : honesty without integrity. Those who profess not to accept money but will do anything for power, position and status.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 19
Replying to @moonsez
I ate my words. Ok, the class built made me do it. I'm writing bestsellers now.
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 16
Except, after the recent Court judgment, there's so much confusion about the definition of "box".
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 7
Well well well... Something just got legitimised... Now the wife can have twice the headache...
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Jalaj Shrivastava Sep 2
Replying to @Biorahul @moonsez
Specifically, three shops in Jodhpur and two in Jaipur. Period back.
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