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Elon Musk 1 Apr 18
Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.
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Elon Musk 1 Apr 18
Replying to @elonmusk
There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).
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Elon Musk
Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month!
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Granola 1 Apr 18
Replying to @elonmusk
I need to start wearing shirts with my name on it.
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Elon Musk 1 Apr 18
Replying to @GranolaBrendon
Elon University is a real place
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