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elmo
elmo have twitter addition **not affiliated with Disney, Parody Account, everything tweeted is for comedic purposes**
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elmo Jun 16
Big Bird was skinned and his fur is being for the Humans twisted enjoyment.
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elmo Jun 15
no i am not fucking . i have nothing to do with the drama. i was the original elmo but when i stopped posting, he step in and gained more followers than me
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elmo Jun 15
bert has been taking advantage of ernie's friendship with him, asking for sexual favours
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elmo Jun 15
elmo is now the superior elmo once again
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elmo Apr 24
elmo's images had been tarnished by another elmo that starts unnecessary arguments for twitter clout
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elmo Feb 16
elmo is loosing the will to even tweet
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elmo Feb 15
elmo has been charged with drunk driving and grand theft
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elmo Feb 14
elmo has no direction in life
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elmo Feb 13
elmo's foreskin is made out of silk
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elmo Feb 12
elmo isn't good enough
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elmo Feb 11
elmo has such a monotone voice that nobody can tell when he is actually sad
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elmo Feb 9
elmo has several trust issues
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elmo Feb 8
elmo knows that the only friends he has, stay friends out of pity
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elmo Feb 7
elmo made a tweet about how he is not depressed anymore, only to fall into a deeper state of depression
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elmo Jan 16
elmo is dead (for now)
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elmo Jan 15
elmo is now in ICU and is on numerous drugs
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elmo Jan 14
elmo suffered a stroke yesterday and was given two days to live
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elmo Jan 13
elmo has been fired from sesame street after inappropriate conduct
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elmo Jan 12
elmo now gets flem buildup in his lungs because of his chronic nicotine addiction.
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elmo Jan 11
elmo has been struggling with the loss of his father
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