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Elizabeth F. Olson
creative nonfiction writer freaking out about Lindy West at all times
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Elizabeth F. Olson 5h
“is the L running???” I call out into the night
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Lizzie McGuire Oct 18
Rome wasn't built in a day but it was invented in 2003 when The Lizzie McGuire Movie was released
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 18
the last text I sent is “I yam 🍠” uwu
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Socialist Willow Oct 17
F YA THIS IS PRAXIS MY DUDES
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 18
wake me up when Jane The Virgin season 5 premieres
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 18
I’d really like to wake up to a chorus of ladies singing Beyoncé’s Get Me Bodied every day, who here can make that happen
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Angela Bassett’s missing oscar Oct 16
This is the epitome of transferable job skills
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 17
Replying to @elizabethfolson
also just overheard this woman pull the counter guy over and say “we came all the way from Florida to find the best New York pizza and we found it!” honestly my heart is so full right now
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 17
bless Bleecker st pizza for covering their walls with mirrors so I can peacefully walk back into the world without pizza sauce all over my face
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 16
Replying to @carlyjenniferg
You’re so cute
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 14
Replying to @elizabethfolson
is something Noreen just said out loud
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 14
I’m a joke, somebody laugh
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Ashlee Marie Preston Oct 12
Welp...it’s official...Kim Kardashian finally decided to divorce Kanye West...
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wikipedia “seasonal halloween name” brown Oct 13
counterpoint: it is 125% a laughing matter
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 13
Replying to @cassie_geltner
so THIS is why you didn’t want to come over
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mag Oct 11
jewish kids dogs 🤝 being named 'max'
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 11
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🍑peachstrology🍑 Oct 9
MOTHS AS THE SIGNS I’M LOGGING OUT BYE
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Elizabeth F. Olson Oct 11
on the M train during morning rush hour and literally every person on the bench across from me is snoozing
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Joi is Tired Oct 10
While Tituss Burgess is still on this planet? Not on my watch.
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