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Brooks Otterlake 12m
I only read books where there's some kind of issue involving a special sword and someone smiles "wanly" on every page
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Eli🌹 34m
Replying to @flashember
2015 twitter was so innocent
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Eli🌹 56m
Replying to @_ElizabethMay
we her massachusetts constituents were upset when she voted for Trump's military budget increase; accepted super pac money despite specifically fundraising on the promise she would not; and retreated from her early support of M4A.
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Replying to @LostCatDog
doesn't exactly jibe with the "party that cares about regular people" image. plus if Trump announces the November election will be moved to a Whitehouse Website app because mail-in ballots "aren't realistic," i hope there's like. a plan
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Eli🌹 1h
Beyond belief Democrats with national platforms didn't fight for the Wisconsin election to shift to paper ballot only, in the middle of a global pandemic.
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Born Miserable Apr 5
dealing with things the only way I know how: poorly
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Eli🌹 3h
Show pasta
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wylde de beest 7 Nov 15
*hears the best, heartiest laugh ever* [quickly holds magical glass jar up to the laugh] Thank you! [years later, on deathbed] *opens jar*
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wylde de beest 8 May 14
As oil seeps from behind my face into the water, I recall her last words. "Look at all the pretty rainbows." "I am malfunctioning," I said.
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wylde de beest 24 Apr 15
Like fireflies next to a country road late at night... In a flash you left my life, but sometimes I see you again in the corners of my eyes.
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wylde de beest 17 Sep 15
Into ruins of the Eternal City, Julius Caesar's ghost drifts. "Et tu?" he asks the shadows, searching for sunshine he can never keep inside.
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jess a brambles company ⚪️ 28 Jun 15
He inhaled her, deeply. She was intoxicating, like fresh-baked naan.
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jess a brambles company ⚪️ 12 Jul 15
You knock on the melon to test freshness but something knocks back
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Eli🌹 7h
Replying to @LizHackett
Relatable. My hair looks distinctly ursine
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Eli🌹 17h
Replying to @70Ceeks
Water carrier for credit card industry, reason why students loans cant be discharged in bankruptcy,
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nYC Guido Voice 22 Sep 15
[petting parrot on head at petco] eyy cockle doodle doo mista pigeon
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california guy now 20h
i wonder if my favorite restaurants are thinking about me too...
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Kalvonavirus 8 Sep 13
Slippers made out of Lego so that when you step on Lego you just get taller.
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Eli🌹 22h
Replying to @LizHackett
Wearing same clothes mean conserving valuable cleaning products I'm on your side
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Jack Califano Apr 6
One of the most exhausting aspects of being a leftist in American politics is being told “we’re all on the same team” constantly by people who are clearly and obviously opposed to your political goals, and take extraordinary measures to stop you from achieving them.
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