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Eli Valley
Any update on 's National Phrenology Correspondent who went to Portland with the stated goal of provoking people who were rallying *against Nazis*?
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Jack Jones Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
Now pretend this happened to Jim Acosta.
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High Altitude Alaska Research Pyramid Jun 30
Now pretend this happened to Derek Jeter
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Clever Name Jun 30
Now pretend this happened to Ron Artest.
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feral steve Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
I got blocked by popehat for not taking his milkshaking seriously. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Jonathan M. Katz✍🏻 Jun 30
Replying to @politisteve @elivalley
Same
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Fetus Kebabs: Bar Pool Hero Jun 29
Someone dropped a 24 ton concrete block, shaped like a milkshake, on his head, and the force was so great he went through the center of the earth, and popped up in claire Lehman's backyard in Australia with birds and stars swirling around his head.
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Venture Communist Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
He fell on his calipers and injured himself
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Nathan Bernard Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
Already has a gofundme started
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Rahoot Jun 29
Thanks for sharing.
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Listen to @onbeliefpod Li'l 🌳 Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
Eli, he had a bag too
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Sam the Chef Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
The doctors have informed him that he has the occipital brow ridge of an Irishman and that he can no longer be let into the finer clubs of England. Apparently he is on suicide watch.
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A More Perfect Username Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
In his defence, it does sound like he was trying his best to get his skull reshaped to better reflect his intelligence level.
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Gallifreyan Jedi Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
He is currently the beneficiary of an outpouring of solidarity from *checks notes* liberals, I'm afraid
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Vape Fear Jun 30
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
Apparently he had a bad experience at Culver's?
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The VIPPERand Jun 29
Replying to @elivalley
I hear the blows to his head changed his skull shape to that of an Irish-iberian lowering his IQ by 40 points.
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Ger Flood Jun 30
Replying to @elivalley @Quillette
Well apparently he's a "renowned journalist" now...
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A Flock of Seagals Jun 29
He's about 50k richer is the only update that matters
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