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emj
you can never quarantine the past
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Pixelated Boat 15h
You (a rube): The eclipse is a rare, magical event Me (smart): Events happen all the time. Nothing should make you feel anything.
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Bodega Cats 20h
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Jon Bois 22h
i bought a magnifying glass for the solar eclipse! it will be interesting to find out what it will look like
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emj Aug 20
This is the truth
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Brandy Jensen Aug 18
It genuinely doesn't occur to these guys that you could put up statues of black people
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emj Aug 19
Replying to @madi_crawfordd
They're called nedza waffles, they have a food truck or they'll deliver
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emj Aug 18
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emj Aug 18
Replying to @amactuallyash
The ice cream was a fatal flaw of mine- personally I feel as I've had a great weight lifted off of me
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emj Aug 18
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emj Aug 18
Replying to @elijahmjohnston
I absolutely have not learned how to ride a bus tho
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emj Aug 18
In my first week of school I've learned -how to eat ice cream from a cone -how to walk fast -how to use a computer
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emj Aug 18
Had a dream that Lincoln was alive during the internet and he got assassinated as a meme
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emj Aug 16
Replying to @elijahmjohnston
This is still happening- guess they found out about my secret life as a west coast real estate guy
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emj Aug 16
Can't wait till the year end Spotify analytics come out and I find out I'm my own biggest fan
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Mitt Romney Aug 15
No, not the same. One side is racist, bigoted, Nazi. The other opposes racism and bigotry. Morally different universes.
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regan Aug 14
Replying to @theindiealto
Did you think I was kidding
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emj Aug 15
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emj Aug 14
Top row locked and loaded
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emj Aug 14
Hey thanks that was my stuff, glad you dig
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emj Aug 14
Been a lot of intense moments in s3 of twin peaks but I think this takes the cake personally
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