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demi adejuyigbe
comedian () writer ( etc) i donate $2 per tweet bc this place is bad. he/him
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demi adejuyigbe May 9
started reading a great book and decided i am going to go “Into The Wild.” okay, goodbye!
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demi adejuyigbe May 9
Replying to @CambriaDenim
yes that’s the joke
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demi adejuyigbe May 9
Replying to @EmilyBrehob
these are not mine and my roommate has been making popcorn for years but okay
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demi adejuyigbe May 9
roommate ordered three karen-style popcorn jars
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demi adejuyigbe May 9
Replying to @madeleinecholia
(you’re already hot i will continue to have this fight)
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demi adejuyigbe May 9
Replying to @madeleinecholia
🙄
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Isaac Fitzgerald🤞🏻🖤 May 7
Don't use Grubhub. Don't use Seamless. Don't use Yelp. Pick up the phone. Call your favorite restaurant. Support them directly. It's that simple.
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demi adejuyigbe May 8
you’re gonna miss out on the big pizza i am bringing to share with everyone!!!!!!
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bara godzilla May 8
im losing my mind. there is no way you're going to be able to predict what this ad is trying to sell you finally, now more than ever, women can buy our product
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Paul F. Tompkins 3 Apr 17
This commercial took quite a turn! Listen for my hint as to where!
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demi adejuyigbe May 8
hi hello! tonight i am going to be joining these lovely folks in streaming some jackbox games for . wont you please join us
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demi adejuyigbe May 8
Replying to @sydneyrachel
okja!!!
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demi adejuyigbe May 7
oh my goodness
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demi adejuyigbe May 7
got a long straw snaking into my pants too! but not as a sexual innuendo! (this time)
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demi adejuyigbe May 7
you're on your phone right now!!!! just use the damn phone!!!!!!!!!
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demi adejuyigbe May 7
catch me pulling up right next to you, my pants just absolutely soaking with the loose jamba juice im trying to sneak into the 4:50 of Tenet
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demi adejuyigbe May 7
Replying to @rachelmillman
fun thing is, i am pretty sure they will not allow you to bring outside drinks into the theater. so this sign is a lie
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demi adejuyigbe May 7
Replying to @imteddybless
healthy snack!
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demi adejuyigbe May 7
Replying to @electrolemon
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demi adejuyigbe May 7
would give anything to “Take A Smoothie To The Movie!” right now...
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