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demi adejuyigbe
comedian, writer (, , et al.) host . i donate $2 for every tweet 'cause i hate it here. he/him
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 16
in London, they have their own version of "Cheers," called "Thanks." Haven't called my dad for Father's Day yet, but I've tweeted this.
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Jon Lovett Jun 15
New Lovett or Leave It! Sarah Huckabee Sanders is out, collusion is in, and Meryl is on TV. Really great episode with and . Listen now:
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 14
Replying to @electrolemon
my bad, i forgot to include the ticket link. it's funny... turns out the biggest chum-chugger of all... was me... ain't that bout a bitch... damn...
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 14
hot show alert, chum-chuggers! tickets for the next Everything's Great! show on June 21st are still available, and we're verrrrry stoked to have and more on this month's lineup!! couldn't POSSIBLY tell you what a chum-chugger is btw
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 13
a woman just watched me type over my phone and went “wow, small font.” feeling pity for my haters, riddled with absolute jealousy at my fresh, supple young eyes
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Hollywood Improv Jun 13
. & join for Lovett or Leave it in the Main Room tonight at 8! Get your tix now! 🎟️ 
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 13
no it’s just because * as a symbol acts as a stand in for anything. but i’ll take your interpretation and the credit
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 12
Replying to @MucyLoss
!!! well it's handily the thing that people have been most recommending to me, so i would love to come and see it!
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 12
Replying to @kbiegel
saw it last year, original cast. sorry to brag
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 12
Replying to @nwalks
not interested in any snuff plays thank you. am maybe interested in a working class man slowly come to terms with his obsolescence in a fast changing world if u know of anything
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 12
hey i told you not to set people up for me to meet that bar
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 12
Replying to @PFTompkins
Merry Christmas, Paul.
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 12
the only way i'll see this if Tarantino reprises his inexplicably-Australian character from DJANGO UNCHAINED. or if i'm not busy when it's out
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mike pence's first wife, lilith 28 Oct 15
god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 11
Replying to @aklingus
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David 15 Jun 17
YO AALIYAH DONT FILL UP ON ALL DAT BREAD GIRL.....GOT A BIG MEAL COMING WHEN WE LAND Really makes ya think. Eat the bread everyone. Namaste.
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 6
Replying to @JoinTheDynasty
look alive, piss-whippers, our next monthl– FUCK. i did it again. fuck. this is such a bad look. okay well look our next Everything's Great! show is JUNE 21st @ 10pm at ! the last one sold out, so get ur tix now! please ignore my rudeness!!
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 5
this show is absolutely fantastic and now’s your chance to learn that if you haven’t already
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 3
Replying to @bafeldman
this hit me deep in my bones
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demi adejuyigbe Jun 3
if you're going to this year, come see us do a live ! finally, that coward Tyler, The Creator will be forced to come on our show and discuss "Tubthumping"
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