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demi adejuyigbe
comedian, writer ( etc) host . i donate $2 per tweet & follow 1 person 'cause i hate being here! he/him
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 19
proud to announce that i am no longer rude. i have spent time working on myself and going forward i will be nothing but kind to my fellow man. come to the next Everything's Great! show on Aug. 31st you worthless repugnant ass-sacks, who i do not respect!
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 19
dan this fucking rules
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 18
Replying to @Julia_Sevin
no one is invited
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 17
Replying to @E_Lucksy
i cannot believe this thought exists in my brain but i feel like i’ve seen that exact thing telegraphed in movies enough times that it just made me go “enough with the muscle boys pulling down helicopters already”
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 17
Replying to @E_Lucksy
just like with most movies, the book was better (the book being just a list of 100 “i have a big dick” jokes)
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 17
Replying to @emgeejay
thank you
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 17
Replying to @electrolemon
well gang, this is what happens when you forget to delete a test tweet and then go watch Hobbs and Shaw. as always, the moral here, is don’t watch Hobbs and Shaw
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 17
Tomorrow… [🏹🍎]🌽🕉️🤔🤥🐑🐇🤕🥴😠⚱️🌀🚪💦🎓🔅😴👂🏽👂🏽🕉️🤏💅💶😷🕓
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 17
Replying to @neilcic
willing to be pilloried for my take that 2000 is just as good, if not better, than the original
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 17
James Cameron waking into a studio and writing a dollar sign to spell ALIEN$ except it’s me marching into Disney and writing “BLACK” before “FANTASIA”
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Law Boy, Esq. Aug 15
when i was like 11 I asked my mom why homeless people couldn't just get jobs and she didn't even answer she just rubbed her temples and said "i swear to god if you end up being a Republican" lol i should really call her more often
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 16
Replying to @nwalks
incroyable
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Natalie Walker Aug 16
me earth 🤝 getting hotter as a direct result of humans treating us poorly
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 16
Replying to @ryanscott1411
yup, I Believe In A Thing Called Love is a karaoke staple of mine
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 12
Replying to @electrolemon
speaking of stunt coordinator jack gill, this video in which he breaks down the incredible safe heist scene from FAST FIVE is absolutely captivating and shows how much of a technical ballet stunts can be
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 12
Replying to @electrolemon
whenever i wish aloud for a choreography/stunt choreography oscar, i inevitably get somebody snarking at me that the oscars don't matter and friends rolling their eyes that this is something i choose to feel any way about. ok! but the drum beats on!
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 9
i’m getting out of both to pursue my true passion of gardening
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 8
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 6
Replying to @AmericasComic
it's a great video!!!
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demi adejuyigbe Aug 6
Replying to @electrolemon
there was a time in middle school where EVERY time a friend would come over, my mom would be doing something in the living room and Josie and the Pussycats happened to be on TV in the background, by coincidence. to this day she insists she's never seen it
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