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demi adejuyigbe
comedian, screenwriter (, , et al.) host . donating $2 for every tweet i make cause this website sucks
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 24
AVENGERS: ENDGAME is a jazz song; way too long, built for each person to get a solo to break up the repetitive chunks, it's composed of pieces similar to previous jazz songs you’ve heard, and all the feeling is entirely in the buildup and the music. thing is– i like jazz!
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 28
uh, i can’t believe nobody is talking about Future’s super weird rap from the end credits of AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR??? it doesn’t even spoil the movie... despite playing AFTER the movie!! managed to sneak a video and transcribe the lyrics– hope Disney doesn’t take this down!!!
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 22
Replying to @mikesamonek
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 22
“brienne mcknight.” that’s the whole tweet!
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 20
Replying to @miel @ariyoulistoning
yeah this person for sure did not
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 20
i think my least favorite effect of racism is that it’s ruined my ability to love monkeys as much as i want to okay now white people imma need you to think real hard before hittin the reply button on this one
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 17
Replying to @electrolemon
many of you have already made the same joke of calling dibs on this very tweet, which is why i am claiming this joke redistribution as a charitable contribution to be counted on my 2019 taxes
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 17
a lot of you are (very kindly) alerting me to someone “stealing” a joke from me, and even though i think it’s just a coincidence- don’t care either way! i hereby grant everyone permission to call dibs on adopting one (1) of my tweets as their own. redistribute the wealth. go nuts
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 16
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 16
twitter's gonna give me a freakin heart attack. i saw "ipad" was trending and got worried ipad died
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 13
Replying to @benmekler @miel
these photos are so good people might be tricked into believing what we do is art
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 13
Replying to @miel @jacquisneal
i am listening to "the freedom song" right now and i'm so fucking mad that it's actually very good
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 12
Replying to @eggsfart @bafeldman
gotta put em somewhere now that i don't tweet at all
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 12
Replying to @bafeldman
virgo moon, cancer rising. try again bitch
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 12
Replying to @bafeldman
feldman, i'm a freakin leo... 🙄
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 12
Replying to @RepAnnWagner
eat dirt
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 12
Replying to @bafeldman
this was legitimately a tweet i had almost posted after i saw the last jedi three times
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 11
wow... i didn't know johnny cash covered "old town road" just before he died. breathtaking. lil nas x has said it's not even his song anymore
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Caitlin Durante Apr 11
BIG NEWS. There's a live show at on May 17th which is MY BIRTHDAY and we're talking about (1 & 2) with special guest ! It would tickle me the deepest shade of shrimp if you came! Tickets:
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demi adejuyigbe Apr 10
the new lion king looks good and i am going to watch it. i have no complaints. movies are nice. sharing this kind of thought and refusing to acknowledge any conversation about it is literally the only thing i care to use this website for anymore
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