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Luke Phillips
I'm Luke. I'm allergic to perfume, Christmas trees, dust, & misattributed Star Wars quotes. / I push records at
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Luke Phillips 3h
Replying to @MirandaMHarmon
Feraligatr! 🐊
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Luke Phillips Jun 14
Bruce Springsteen really tapped into the zeitgeist by putting out a yeehaw concept album and I'm happy to report that Daddy Boss made a gorgeous baroque cowpoke masterpiece
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Luke Phillips Jun 13
considering fronting a Hold Steady tribute band
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Luke Phillips Jun 13
*extremely DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHER ONE
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Luke Phillips Jun 12
I think the first time I ever experienced the uncanny valley was the Country Bears movie
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Luke Phillips Jun 11
Replying to @MattLandsman
legitimately looks like Goatse
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Luke Phillips Jun 11
RIP Bushwick Bill 😢
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Luke Phillips Jun 9
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE COME BACK
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Luke Phillips Jun 7
Replying to @MattLandsman
Check your DMs my child, I have the answers you seek...
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Luke Phillips Jun 6
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Luke Phillips Jun 2
Replying to @EldoonLDP
a DuVernay/King-helmed New Gods and a MCU Eternals with Keanu et al. coming out in the same summer will be truly buckwild
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Luke Phillips Jun 2
Keanu should be Namor but w/e I'll take as much KEANU IN THE MCU as I can get
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Luke Phillips May 31
Replying to @EldoonLDP
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Luke Phillips May 31
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Luke Phillips May 29
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Luke Phillips May 28
Replying to @JimJarmuschHair
I have, but I barely remember it.
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Luke Phillips May 24
Valentine's Day is the perfect time to release the Sonic the Hedgehog movie considering the entire Sonic fanbase doesn't bother with that holiday anyway
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Luke Phillips May 24
Replying to @MattLandsman
so relieved you've come to your senses
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Luke Phillips May 24
Replying to @MattLandsman
lol
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Luke Phillips May 24
Replying to @MattLandsman
you can be a handicapped king and legend
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