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Luke Phillips
I'm Luke. I'm allergic to perfume, Christmas trees, dust, & misattributed Star Wars quotes. / I push records at
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Luke Phillips 16h
when you think about it Will Smith is kind of the original Drake
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Luke Phillips 19h
listen I'm sorry in advance but a lot of k-pop just sounds like The Lonely Island to me
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Luke Phillips Feb 14
join me today in listening to 69 Love Songs alone & being wistful but not dispirited
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Luke Phillips Feb 13
do you think Pikachu is the ultimate arbiter of sparking joy
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Luke Phillips Feb 12
imagine if Carly Rae Jepsen did a cameo on Steven Universe
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Luke Phillips Feb 11
all of my friends are disowning me one by one because I've shared too many Will Smith Djinn memes today
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Luke Phillips Feb 10
I do not like this cursed djinn
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Luke Phillips Feb 9
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
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Luke Phillips Feb 8
Creed is the U2 of metal
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Luke Phillips Feb 6
wouldn't it be kind of tight if they did a Logan musical on Broadway with Hugh Jackman and everything
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Luke Phillips Feb 6
Replying to @ADaniels3PO
T...R...A...V............. OLTA
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Big Dogs Feb 4
Did yesterday's commercials leave you wanting too? Same here, back to 2000 for this one!
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Luke Phillips Feb 2
the thing that has always made Billie Joe Armstrong so fascinating to me is that all he ever wanted was to be a successor to Paul Westerberg and instead he became the most popular rock star of his generation. It's Faustian
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Luke Phillips 9 Oct 15
my favorite folk-punk album is Warning by Green Day
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Luke Phillips Feb 2
Replying to @EldoonLDP
me, an intellectual: Twin Peaks Season 3 is one of the greatest television events I've ever experienced
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Luke Phillips Feb 2
Replying to @YungSethRogen
says the weeb halfway through his second playthrough of Kingdom Hearts 3
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Luke Phillips Feb 2
Kingdom Hearts weebs are kind of like Jordan Peterson stans in that they INSIST you need to consume like every piece of available content in order to "really get it"
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Luke Phillips Feb 1
Replying to @NOWThatsMusic
Nice
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Luke Phillips Feb 1
I hate that my two dads are fighting
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Luke Phillips Feb 1
Replying to @MattLandsman
I don't know if I'm Sanjing you or not here but you got that backwards
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