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Luke Phillips
basically what you'd get if Bobby Hill grew up to be Jay Sherman // courage now, truth always, Batman Forever // I push records at
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doreen st. félix 11h
a summation of the next hell is everybody making the same politically neutral maya rudolph joke
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CJ Simonson 16h
People on this site already want to fuck 21 Year Old Peanut Jr.
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Real Housewives of RaHoWa Aug 9
Visions of utopia are a critical component of expanding our imagination to make room for pathways towards more positive futures
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Luke Phillips Aug 9
this is what the next Future Islands record should sound like
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New and Improved Dave McNamee Aug 8
My girlfriend (Instagram user) and me (twitter user).
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Luke Phillips Aug 7
Replying to @J_100Fires @Janetlee82
Me too!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
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Luke Phillips Aug 7
Replying to @Janetlee82 @J_100Fires
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Luke Phillips Aug 6
I salute fellow gamer Ice-T as well as for bringing this to Ice-T's attention. Def Jam: Fight for NY is my favorite video game of the past 20 years.
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Luke Phillips Aug 6
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Luke Phillips Aug 6
getting prepared to be absolutely obliterated by Microphones in 2020 tonight
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Luke Phillips Aug 6
Replying to @swinggush
I can forward you the number and hyperlink if you'd like to get in the PRINGLES CHIPS business
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Luke Phillips Aug 6
absolutely incredible spam text I just got
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david tveite Aug 5
i am watching a debate between two pro wrestlers on "aew dynamite" which has had more questions about climate change than most of the democratic primary debates did
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Matt Prigge Aug 4
Vincent Vega: Did you just rent a $30 Mulan? Mia Wallace: Mm-hmm. Vincent Vega: That's Mulan. That's a remake of a cartoon when most PVODs cost at most $20? Mia Wallace: Last I heard. Vincent Vega [turns to waiter]: You don't put bourbon in it or nothin'? Buddy Holly Waiter: No.
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Luke Phillips Aug 4
four albums from middle school
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Luke Phillips Aug 4
thinking about how chillwave was a decade ago & also how obscenely old that makes me
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Luke Phillips Aug 3
Replying to @KevinCookman
me when I go to the theater to see this a second time:
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Luke Phillips Aug 2
I would do that "describe your favorite movie in the worst way" thing but my favorite movie is Dog Day Afternoon so whatever I say is going to sound like one of the more problematic dril tweets
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all ordinators are bastards Aug 2
RT to kill an older millenial instantly
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Foywonder Aug 1
Once upon a time children would wake up early on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons. One such toon from 1984 was TURBO TEEN, about a boy who werewolfs into a sports car whenever he gets overheated and it only got stranger from there.
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