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Luke Phillips
I'm Luke. I'm allergic to perfume, Christmas trees, dust, & misattributed Star Wars quotes. / I push records at
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Luke Phillips 7h
...I got gonged but also a standing ovation from the entire bar. It was like the ending to School of Rock
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Big Bird 17h
thank u, nest
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Luke Phillips Dec 6
Replying to @EldoonLDP
Several years ago I was on the barricade to see The Buzzcocks perform their first two albums in full - Pete kept making eyes at me the whole show, playfully rolling them back while I shouted along to every word. I'll miss him.
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Luke Phillips Dec 6
RIP Pete Shelley. Buzzcocks are one of my absolute favorite bands. He was so deft at writing hyper-relatable and queer friendly songs of infatuation, love, and lust.
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Luke Phillips Dec 4
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Luke Phillips Dec 4
why wasn't Rowan Atkinson in ANY of the Harry Potter movies??
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Luke Phillips Dec 4
Replying to @djoz18 @skinnyjerryg
Thank you Kanye, very cool!
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Luke Phillips Dec 4
Replying to @skinnyjerryg @djoz18
how many times have you listened to A Brief Inquiry into Online Relationships?
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Tony Hawk 17 Mar 16
Jay Leno about to drop hammers
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Luke Phillips Dec 3
Replying to @MattLandsman
was this inspired by me doing "No Surprises" at karaoke last night
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neongrey, nekomancer extraordinaire Nov 30
I hope the cruel angel gets their degree
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Luke Phillips Dec 1
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Scott Bromley Nov 28
Much like Dr. Claws face, some mysteries are best left unsolved.
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Luke Phillips Nov 27
Ted Cruz's beard looks like someone used the spray can from Paint on his face
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Luke Phillips Nov 22
Replying to @MattLandsman
We're Luke Skywalker on Acht-To, cynically cutting off our connection to The Force!
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Luke Phillips Nov 22
Replying to @MattLandsman
I keep thinking about this too. I'll probably be pretty hyped up for Episode IX this time next year, but it's probably going to be way more muted. Depends on how the trailer makes me feel I guess.
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Josh Billinson Nov 20
OUT: “Die Hard is a Christmas movie.” IN: “Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving movie.”
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Luke Phillips Nov 21
in awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit
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Luke Phillips Nov 21
that "High Hopes" song by Panic! completely rips off Lil Wayne's "Ride 4 My Fellas (Sky is the Limit)" & I get mad about it every time I hear it
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Luke Phillips Nov 19
Replying to @JesseWiza
<3 miss ya too sis
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