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egyp7
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egyp7 5h
Replying to @DAkacki
Someone recently called me a thought leader, unironically. I wasn't sure if I should be offended or flattered
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egyp7 5h
Replying to @deviantollam
We can't both be right.
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egyp7 6h
14/10 would snuggle through tears of joy
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egyp7 19h
Replying to @daveaitel @halvarflake
Because... He... Needs Moscow mules?
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Avocado-at-Law Apr 16
If employees accrue PTO days, and they aren't used, they have to be cashed out when the employee leaves. But if the employer gives them "unlimited" days, they don't accrue anything and don't have to be cashed out. It allows the employer to be cheap while sounding generous.
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egyp7 Apr 20
Replying to @marcusjcarey
No. I guess I'll have to perform the experiment again. You know, for science
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egyp7 Apr 20
Lost in Space: gee it's cold here, we're going to freeze to death and die because it's so cold it's going to make us die of coldness. OMG JUST PUT YOUR HOODS UP
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egyp7 Apr 20
Replying to @KarenRoseBooks
What kind of monster do you think I am?! Of course I drank it.
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egyp7 Apr 20
Made two Moscow mules, one with real lime juice, the other with "100% juice! (from concentrate and added ingredients)", for comparison. And now I know with absolute certainty that it is worth the effort to juice a damn lime.
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egyp7 Apr 20
Replying to @MarcoFigueroa
Damn, yo
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Lauren Apr 20
This is an important story, even if you don’t care about the science, the approach of how to make it a teaching moment is the true moral
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Jacquelyn Gill Apr 19
This is what happens when you put a Pyrex baking dish in a muffle furnace at 1000 deg C for 24 hours. In case you were wondering.
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Verbal The Rapper Apr 20
Gentle reminder that while Black men are disproportionately jailed for weed offenses, one of the largest proponents of these policies, John Boehner, will now serve on a cannabis board so that he may profit from the same substance these men are CURRENTLY jailed for.
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egyp7 Apr 20
Replying to @benevolust
LSLY
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egyp7 Apr 20
Replying to @zeekzack
I feel like the part where I forget to take a screenshot or write down how I got there because I'm excited about what I just found is more of a hindrance than the template
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hokuto no kenobi Apr 20
Abolish mass incarceration.
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egyp7 Apr 20
Replying to @find_evil @AmberBaldet
No good can come of this
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egyp7 Apr 20
. is good
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Ian Coldwater Apr 20
Tell your friends you love them.
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egyp7 Apr 20
Shove off, ya hoser
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